1. catapostrophe

    He’s out to find the jerk who slammed the keyboard lid on his left thumb.

  2. Shing me uh drink, you’re the whiskey man. Dreenk me uh shong tinnite.

  3. Vlad

    You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder!

  4. OK, I’ll tell you what’s the matter with the clothes you’re wearing…

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