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  1. Wow, what a contrast:
    One has the head and face of a special needs child and the body of an adult.
    The other has the face of an adult and the body of a child.

    • With that ‘stache it’s more like the face of an adult who really digs the body of a child.

      And Haas – whatever he does, he will always stay an Amish kid to me.

  2. im gonna say Connolly is the catcher…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    There’s no reason to believe that women don’t just lay down on their backs and open their legs when these 2 come walking down the street.

  4. That one guy is looking a little downsy.

  5. Chinny

    That guy probably fucked Natalie Portman…there is no god.

  6. “Stop calling me ‘schtumpig’ already, Lukas.”

  7. Lukas is proof that some humans evolved from meerkats.

  8. Minky Wail

    Remember when Lucas`was that gay prostitute, like, um, yesterday in Sidney?

  9. Hey, Danny Bonaduce, the Ice Truck Killer is sneaking up on you.

  10. Look at that fucking EAR!

  11. Aud

    Lucas Hass = future Jeff Goldblum

  12. Are these two on their fucking honeymoon or something?

  13. GuyLeDouche

    If you had been a witness to what they had been up to, you wouldn’t have to worry about hitmen coming after you, you’d kill yourself.

  14. DeucePickle

    White pants, Labor Day.
    YOU make the joke

    • HobNob

      They’re in the southern hemisphere. It’s summer down there. The Labor day rule is reversed dumbass.

  15. Uncle Phil

    This pic is so creepy it needs to register with the sheriffs department.

  16. Miller High Life: The Champagne of Beers and Mexican 7th graders.

  17. Swearin

    The only reason either of these two guys got anywhere in Hollywood was because they ran with Leo and Tobey right when they became stars.

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