“I hear chicks dig these things.”
People have bricks thrown at them in NYC for much less than this.
THAT is the sexiest man alive?
A payoff to “People” is the only thing to explain it.
Bradley Cooper out on a “I am really, seriously looking to get my ass kicked” bike ride in Paris.
He is going to score all the male ass he wants with that ensemble.
Speed Racer II: Vespa Boogaloo
Looks like he’s the type of guy that is part of that new occupy movement. Men occupying their ass on toilets when they piss instead of standing up.
If you were a straight man and had to ride around on one of these, you would not do it unless you had a full helmet with a blacked out visor so no one could see you.
Do then sell men’s motorcycles where he got this thing?
American Graffiti remake?
Nah ill go with auxiliary Chips.
Being in Paris is probably the only excuse for riding one of those things.
“Mom’s right, those Thunderbirds are just bullies.”
Schizophrenic? I’m bleeding quadrophenic!
hmmmm sexiest man alive ayyyyy. I think it may have been for novelty value. Every single picture of him now makes him look like a total douche.
Man, I can’t wait to show this picture to my wife. I pick Kate Beckinsale as my free pass, and she picks this douche :)
OMG Its Marvin The Martian on wheels!!!!!
That’s J.D. right? I believe he named his scooter “Sasha.”
/end Scrubs flashback
Nice bike, Sweetchuck. Where do you put the batteries?
He’s keeping his eyes peeled for the mounds of dogshit.
I guess the Great Gazoo is real.
Nice wheels, dum dum!
Sexiest man alive fail. He should be swimming in a sea of pussy not a lake of douche. Clooney wouldn’t be caught dead on that shit.
New, from the wonderful people who brought you the Heritage Soft Tail, The Fat Boy, and the Road King, comes the newest thing on wheels, the Harley-Poo-Poo-Doo-Doo-son…
“Yep. I’m a bad ass biker dude.”
In France, this is considered extremely manly. Kinda like being a UFC fighter here in the States.
They see me rollin…They hatin…Patrollin… they tryin to catch me ridin…
Apparently he is letting those with no gaydar know that he is still a butt pirate.
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
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Bradley Cooper in Paris. (November 28, 2011)