1. “I hear chicks dig these things.”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    People have bricks thrown at them in NYC for much less than this.

  3. THAT is the sexiest man alive?

  4. Bonky

    Bradley Cooper out on a “I am really, seriously looking to get my ass kicked” bike ride in Paris.

  5. Speed Racer II: Vespa Boogaloo

  6. Looks like he’s the type of guy that is part of that new occupy movement. Men occupying their ass on toilets when they piss instead of standing up.

  7. Venom

    If you were a straight man and had to ride around on one of these, you would not do it unless you had a full helmet with a blacked out visor so no one could see you.

  8. Do then sell men’s motorcycles where he got this thing?

  9. bonerofcuntention

    American Graffiti remake?

  10. SSHGuru

    Being in Paris is probably the only excuse for riding one of those things.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Mom’s right, those Thunderbirds are just bullies.”

  12. Minky Wail

    Schizophrenic? I’m bleeding quadrophenic!

  13. Winnie

    hmmmm sexiest man alive ayyyyy. I think it may have been for novelty value. Every single picture of him now makes him look like a total douche.

  14. Man, I can’t wait to show this picture to my wife. I pick Kate Beckinsale as my free pass, and she picks this douche :)

  15. squishy

    OMG Its Marvin The Martian on wheels!!!!!

  16. ChickenHawk

    That’s J.D. right? I believe he named his scooter “Sasha.”

    /end Scrubs flashback

  17. Lord Invader

    Nice bike, Sweetchuck. Where do you put the batteries?

  18. cc

    He’s keeping his eyes peeled for the mounds of dogshit.

  19. I guess the Great Gazoo is real.

  20. ri

    Sexiest man alive fail. He should be swimming in a sea of pussy not a lake of douche. Clooney wouldn’t be caught dead on that shit.

  21. New, from the wonderful people who brought you the Heritage Soft Tail, The Fat Boy, and the Road King, comes the newest thing on wheels, the Harley-Poo-Poo-Doo-Doo-son…

  22. tlmck

    “Yep. I’m a bad ass biker dude.”

  23. DeucePickle

    In France, this is considered extremely manly. Kinda like being a UFC fighter here in the States.

  24. Hardcore motherfucker.

  25. They see me rollin…They hatin…Patrollin… they tryin to catch me ridin…

  26. stevebeagle


  27. Cartman

    Apparently he is letting those with no gaydar know that he is still a butt pirate.

  28. Loyd

    I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

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