Simon Cowell at the Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe launch party in Playa Vista, CA. (November 19, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
As Cowell spots another man with exposed moobs, he can only wonder how such an insolent person presume to usurp his crow of moobihood.
This must be settled in the ancient form of combat: NIPPLE TO NIPPLE!!
“Yes actually, I am proud of my chest pubes.”
You ARE the Father!
As Simon just spotted Clarkson, he’s thinking how awesome it would be to get her before the next trimester.
Dear Gordon Ramsay,
THIS is why you do not allow Simon Cowell to convince you to get facial fillers. THIS RIGHT HERE.
Those Tussaud people are amazingly talented
Does he really think showing his hairy chest (circa 80’s) is sexy? The only thing sexy about him is his money.
He is gross. Just gross.
You would think, with all his millions, he could afford to buy a shirt with some fucking buttons?
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