Maria Menounos and Russell Wilson on 'Extra' at Universal Studios in Los Angeles. (November 19, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I can’t imagine a time that I’d EVER get tired of looking at this woman’s ass!
Wait about 7 more years.
I’ll take that challenge if I can start on it today.
It looks like Maria’s hips widened a little bit in anticipation of some sea-cock.
“You probably hear this a lot, but could we finish this interview with you facing the other direction?”
What Russell says: “It’s so nice to be here. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I am fortunate to have such a great opportunity to play football.”
What Russell is thinking: “It’s so nice to be here. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I am fortunate to have such a great opportunity to play football.”
What he’s actually thinking is “Oh please let’s do a demo with Maria as the center. Please please please.”
Almost perfect – He concluded his thought with, “Go Hawks.”
Am I the only one who recognized this as Joe Montana’s sketch on SNL? http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86istu.phtml
(1986-87 season? Holy shit, I’m old.)
What the guy behind Russell is thinking: “God, what I wouldn’t give for a few seconds alone with her…”
Russell is wondering how come he isn’t behind that ass when he is under center.
“Russell, my ass is quite Jesus-y. Many a man has screamed his name while in it.”
I want to give cpr to that ass
There’s a guy in this picture?
He is looking for excuses to reach around and smack her ass.
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