Somewhere, a shaved Katy Perry is cowering in corner, stifling her tears. “She cuts other people too!” she mutters, over and over again, disbelieving.
No amount of side boob will make up for the blue hair and cankles.
Full disclosure: He prefers women that are so thin and dirty they appear to have been exhumed.
This also works for Kelly Osborne AND Kelly Clarkson
What’s with the tampons hanging off her jacket?
She looks very good here. Even the shade of blue is nice.
She actually looks kind of good here.
She’s been looking pretty good lately.
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