Not sure whether to go with “Sluta Claus”, “Count Slutula” or “Slutvis”
looks like Steven Tyler in a blonde wig, with a spray on tan.
or Kesha without all the glitter and body paint.
Santa Baby seem appropriate for someone who appears to be wearing a diaper.
Who the hell is buying her books ? Somebody find out and stop them.
Here to suck the blood from our Christmas boners
“I fucked Santa and all I got to show for it is this stupid book.”
It’s an Author! It’s a Whore! It’s Maxi-Pad!
It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
Not pictured: the cookbook section of the Barnes & Noble they set this up in.
She hides the age well up top, but then she ruins it with that white halo of pubic and ass hair frothing forth from her underwear.
The evil witch releases her memoirs of how she slept with the seven dwarves but secretly lusted after Snow White.
i seriously thought this was courtney stodden
It’s Skank Claus, Santa’s degenerate half-sister.
Can she even spell book??
Seriously…is this doing it for anybody?
She looks much better the less of her boobs you see. World first?
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