superficial

  1. Not sure whether to go with “Sluta Claus”, “Count Slutula” or “Slutvis”

  2. Schmidtler

    looks like Steven Tyler in a blonde wig, with a spray on tan.

  3. Santa Baby seem appropriate for someone who appears to be wearing a diaper.

  4. Bonky

    Who the hell is buying her books ? Somebody find out and stop them.

  5. DeucePickle

    Here to suck the blood from our Christmas boners

  6. “I fucked Santa and all I got to show for it is this stupid book.”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s an Author! It’s a Whore! It’s Maxi-Pad!

  8. Not pictured: the cookbook section of the Barnes & Noble they set this up in.

  9. She hides the age well up top, but then she ruins it with that white halo of pubic and ass hair frothing forth from her underwear.

  10. The Brown Streak

    The evil witch releases her memoirs of how she slept with the seven dwarves but secretly lusted after Snow White.

  11. JFizzle

    i seriously thought this was courtney stodden

  12. cc

    It’s Skank Claus, Santa’s degenerate half-sister.

  13. farting old man's wife

    Can she even spell book??

  14. Seriously…is this doing it for anybody?

  15. Frunken

    She looks much better the less of her boobs you see. World first?

  16. Edward

    Tranny Santa

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