superficial

  1. katie

    I’ll get you, my pretty!

  2. :P

    Madonna called, she wants her arms back

  3. farting old man's wife

    It’s a funnel for her feed sack!

  4. I cannot overstate the destruction brought on by tornadoes on the equine community…

  5. zomgbie

    slinky goes horseback riding.

  6. Cock Dr

    It’s good from this angle…it covers the face.
    Get some sleeves on her and it’s awrite.

  7. Lita

    She’s finally taking a page from Lady Gaga’s book and covering her face. Good call.

  8. Horsehead Nebula

  9. adolf hitler

    that was considerate of her. too bad she didnt include sleeves.

  10. I’ll admit there have been many times I’ve wanted to take a spirograph to her face, but I never thought someone would actually do it.

  11. dude!

    WTF?

  12. From horse to unicorn?

  13. catapostrophe

    Michael Bolton’s hat is definitely insane; but what’s up with his shirt?

  14. wtf

    WITH.FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. JC

    I swear to God that before I read the caption, I thought this was Dee Snider.

    Sorry, Dee.

  16. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtan”

  17. Thumper

    HAHA…Andy Dick is so funny when he wears a dress and his butt plug on his head.

  18. SSHGuru

    Put a quarter in it and it will spin down and a gumball will come out of her snout.

  19. Derek

    Look Ma a blond unicorn!

  20. When snails come out of their shells they look so weird, almost alien.

  21. Number 2

    I don’t like SJP, but that hat rocks. It’s epic and justifies her existence.

  22. pdan

    Historically at the Kentucky Derby, only the spectators wore giant hats. But one day, a very brave racehorse…

  23. miaoux

    I seriously thought; “Why is Mick Jagger wearing that hat?”

  24. Puss InToots

    And nope, that doesn’t take away from your face, I still see traces of horse.

  25. The Brown Streak

    Perfect Jessie J impersonation.

  26. Venom

    Holy God, what the hell is that creature?

  27. Sarah Jessica Crustacean

  28. Mwaddams

    Turn the ugly hat around it looks like ago “c.”. Not pictured are the three other old chicks from sex in the city wearing the companion hats of “u,” “n,” & “t.”

  29. Johnny P!

    A Swirling Vortex of lame and useless.
    Don’t get too close, or you’ll get sucked in!

  30. tlmck

    When her kids brows up they are going to need years of therapy.

  31. brit

    That’s the strangest looking saddle I’ve sen for a while.

  32. dontlooknow

    Hellfire & Damnation!!!

  33. squishy

    What a grizzly armed twat!!

  34. Dan

    Sarah Jessica Parker: so unattractive the Lady GaGa look is an improvement.

  35. eskwire

    Charlton Heston just called from his grave… he says he now support a repeal of the Second Amendment.

    After shooting this thing in the head, of course.

Leave A Comment