I’ll get you, my pretty!
Hey look, she’s melting! Oh no, it’s just Matthew Broderick.
Madonna called, she wants her arms back
Sylvester Stallone has less disturbing looking arms.
Jackie Stallone has less disturbing looking arms.
Jackie Mason has less disturbing arms
It’s a funnel for her feed sack!
I cannot overstate the destruction brought on by tornadoes on the equine community…
slinky goes horseback riding.
It’s good from this angle…it covers the face.
Get some sleeves on her and it’s awrite.
She’s finally taking a page from Lady Gaga’s book and covering her face. Good call.
that was considerate of her. too bad she didnt include sleeves.
I’ll admit there have been many times I’ve wanted to take a spirograph to her face, but I never thought someone would actually do it.
From horse to unicorn?
Michael Bolton’s hat is definitely insane; but what’s up with his shirt?
beat me to it but I’ll second that one!
I swear to God that before I read the caption, I thought this was Dee Snider.
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtan”
HAHA…Andy Dick is so funny when he wears a dress and his butt plug on his head.
Put a quarter in it and it will spin down and a gumball will come out of her snout.
Look Ma a blond unicorn!
When snails come out of their shells they look so weird, almost alien.
I don’t like SJP, but that hat rocks. It’s epic and justifies her existence.
Historically at the Kentucky Derby, only the spectators wore giant hats. But one day, a very brave racehorse…
amazing!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!!
I seriously thought; “Why is Mick Jagger wearing that hat?”
And nope, that doesn’t take away from your face, I still see traces of horse.
Perfect Jessie J impersonation.
Holy God, what the hell is that creature?
Sarah Jessica Crustacean
Biggest hermit crab ever.
Turn the ugly hat around it looks like ago “c.”. Not pictured are the three other old chicks from sex in the city wearing the companion hats of “u,” “n,” & “t.”
A Swirling Vortex of lame and useless.
Don’t get too close, or you’ll get sucked in!
When her kids brows up they are going to need years of therapy.
That’s the strangest looking saddle I’ve sen for a while.
Hellfire & Damnation!!!
What a grizzly armed twat!!
Sarah Jessica Parker: so unattractive the Lady GaGa look is an improvement.
Charlton Heston just called from his grave… he says he now support a repeal of the Second Amendment.
After shooting this thing in the head, of course.
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Sarah Jessica Parker at the VRC Oaks Club Ladies Luncheon in Melbourne, Australia. (November 2, 2011)