superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    The boobs are trying to perform a jailbreak. Good luck with that.

  2. Any Guy

    Adrienne Curry is gonna be PISSED.

  3. Olsen Twins are lookin’ a little worse for wear.

  4. DeucePickle

    I’m going to save everyone the time of reading my lame “Larry, Darryl and Darryl” joke and skip straight to a Kardashian joke.
    Look, it’s the Kardashians !
    You’re welcome.

  5. it had to be said

    Funny, she made my turtle come out of his shell too.

  6. JC

    Dear England,

    Let’s have more like Kelly Brook and less like Katie Price, mkay?

    Signed,
    People of the World Born With Eyes

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Who invited her to a Bilderberg meeting?

  8. I would gladly drink that gelfling’s essence.

  9. bbiowa

    Raphael and Donatello after winning “The Biggest Loser.”

  10. cc

    You don’t need to be a paleontologist to figure out there’s a dinosaur bone under those costumes.

  11. You just know the dude on the right is trying to line up the eye-hole in his mask so he can get a better look.

  12. The Most Interesting

    Oddly, their normal faces are all squinty.

  13. I’d watch this.

  14. Uh, Teenage Mutant… Jedi… Raptor Turt- oh look, boobs!!!!

  15. elaine benes

    You want your Christmas card? HERE’S your Christmas card!

  16. Richard McBeef

    Wouldn’t be the first time I went to full erection off Kelly Brook and turtleheads.

  17. “Barberella and the Planet of the Maggie Gyllenhaal Clones”, this summer in a theater near you.

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