“Hold still…Jesus this is like the third time my helmet has gotten lost in there.”
Wow, gotta love this country. You can kill passengers while driving drunk and STILL date a playboy playmate. USA! USA! USA!
That’s where she hid his keys…
You failed to mention killed a 17 year old, while going to get more beer for the high school party he was just at… at age 27.
Are those .. his initials tattooed on his arm? *facepalm*
My thoughts exactly.
Yeah, but he probably had that done TO him, in the joint. They like humiliating you, to take you down a peg.
After he rolls her down the bowling lane, she throws that football at whatever pins are left standing.
Fisting, on the defense.
Remember – wipe front to back!
Don’t move. my thumb is stuck in your butt!
Two in the Pink,
One in the Stink.
“Okay, there’s the football… let’s see what else we can find in there…”
Proof that someone did, in fact, watch the Jerry Sandusky Tackling Techniques video.
Can we all agree that it’s TOO soon for couples to engage in “Coach Sandusky with young boy in the shower” themed role-play? No? Well, bang on then.
I’m a little disappointed that Ashley Mattingly is not Don’s daughter. I was hoping to make a “three way with Brittny Gastineau” remark (okay, fantasy) happen.
I guess he finally got out of jail. For real jail, not Prison Break TV jail. Dude got a couple of kids dead due to his being drunk and driving. Asshole.
In other trivia news, did you know he was raised with Jessica Simpson?
Lane likes to relive his prison games.
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