superficial

  1. “Hold still…Jesus this is like the third time my helmet has gotten lost in there.”

  2. Wow, gotta love this country. You can kill passengers while driving drunk and STILL date a playboy playmate. USA! USA! USA!

  3. Satan's bitch

    Are those .. his initials tattooed on his arm? *facepalm*

  4. Truk

    After he rolls her down the bowling lane, she throws that football at whatever pins are left standing.

  5. pdan

    “Vagina tickle!!!”

  6. Fisting, on the defense.

  7. Remember – wipe front to back!

  8. cc

    Don’t move. my thumb is stuck in your butt!

  9. Buddy the Elf

    Two in the Pink,
    One in the Stink.

  10. nick

    FUMBLE!

  11. “Okay, there’s the football… let’s see what else we can find in there…”

  12. Perplexity

    Proof that someone did, in fact, watch the Jerry Sandusky Tackling Techniques video.

  13. Evil Dick Tater

    Can we all agree that it’s TOO soon for couples to engage in “Coach Sandusky with young boy in the shower” themed role-play? No? Well, bang on then.

  14. TomFrank

    I’m a little disappointed that Ashley Mattingly is not Don’s daughter. I was hoping to make a “three way with Brittny Gastineau” remark (okay, fantasy) happen.

  15. Jake Zero

    I guess he finally got out of jail. For real jail, not Prison Break TV jail. Dude got a couple of kids dead due to his being drunk and driving. Asshole.

    In other trivia news, did you know he was raised with Jessica Simpson?

  16. Joe

    Lane likes to relive his prison games.

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