1. It’s not her first time anticipating a biggest blackest microphone.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    She can only get usher work in Moscow. How the limited have fallen.

  3. “Don’t make me hit you with my double-elbow of doom!”

  4. it had to be said

    Audition time!

  5. RickyLong

    Mom said if I just held my mouth like this it would be over soon and I would get to be in movies… she never told me I would have to memorize lines and all the hard stuff.

  6. cc

    Brian Austin Green has trained her better than Pavlov did his dog.

  7. MarkM

    “Out of my way! People used to know who I am!”

  8. Buddy the Elf

    Looks like someone is trying to earn her way back into a Michael Bay flick.

  9. Perplexity

    A little less teeth makes for a more enjoyable bj, Megan.

  10. Arzach

    Ah the famous blow up doll pose

  11. “Oooh ahh ooh ahh so good god o god who’s my daddy. OK? I just came. Now give me my five thousand goddamn dollars.”

  12. Dr Ha-Ha

    ‘Vertu’ is Russain for rocks-for-brains-whore

  13. Jill Ess

    She’s upset because her 15 minutes are over and she has to wait in line like the rest of us now. NO CUTTING!!

  14. Not pictured:A career.

  15. MrsWrong

    Virtu:excellence or merit in objects of art, curios, and the like

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