Megan Fox at the presentation of the telephone Vertu Constellation in Moscow. (November 15, 2011)
It’s not her first time anticipating a biggest blackest microphone.
She can only get usher work in Moscow. How the limited have fallen.
“Don’t make me hit you with my double-elbow of doom!”
(The second elbow is her thumb.)
about to say the same thing…
Mom said if I just held my mouth like this it would be over soon and I would get to be in movies… she never told me I would have to memorize lines and all the hard stuff.
Brian Austin Green has trained her better than Pavlov did his dog.
“Out of my way! People used to know who I am!”
Looks like someone is trying to earn her way back into a Michael Bay flick.
A little less teeth makes for a more enjoyable bj, Megan.
I would love a beej from her, as long as I didn’t have to see her thumbs.
Yeah…..I’m sure you’re the type to have one on the hook…then ask her to leave ’cause of her thumbs.
Ah the famous blow up doll pose
“Oooh ahh ooh ahh so good god o god who’s my daddy. OK? I just came. Now give me my five thousand goddamn dollars.”
‘Vertu’ is Russain for rocks-for-brains-whore
She’s upset because her 15 minutes are over and she has to wait in line like the rest of us now. NO CUTTING!!
Not pictured:A career.
Virtu:excellence or merit in objects of art, curios, and the like
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