1. Suud

    Richard Simmons’ sperm looks fabulous.

  2. Totally stole that from a Lava Lamp

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Gaga has been into Sarah Jessica Parker’s closet judging by that hat on her head….either that or she borrowed one of Princess Beatrice’s hats…

  4. Johnny P!

    Another brilliant, brilliant, original thought escapes from her head.

  5. it had to be said

    OMG, she’s so creative! That a recreation of the scene from Something About Mary, right?

  6. Lookout GaGa! There’s an 80′s action movie villain behind you saying it all with his eyes!

  7. Venom

    Is that an invitation for us to randomly jerk off on her face if we see her?

  8. You only see one, but there’s actually millions of those on her face.

  9. Looks like Barney just jacked off on Gaga’s head.

  10. Colin

    What is that, half a labia?

  11. cc

    A flamingo shit on her head and they got it at just the right moment. How cool is that?

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    So I said ‘Make me look like an egghead’

  13. All you turds are missing the point: you can she her nipples.

    • TomFrank

      If the nipples are the first thing you noticed, and not the second or third…you just might be more normal than the rest of us.

  14. rospo

    ‘now, considering I’m not wearing my condom ouyfit, wil I get pregnant while having a giant, violet spermatozoid landed on my head?”

  15. NYCTim

    Shockingly, I almost got through all of these comments without one nipple reference. Bieber saved the day. She needs to put on a bra-ga.

  16. Fishtroll

    …. then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, “Boo Hoo.”

  17. Uncle Phil

    So Shaq’s sperm comes out pink?

  18. JC

    I’m assuming it stays upright because it’s bolted to her skull. Luckily, nothing of value was harmed when they drilled the hole.

  19. Meh. She’s losing her edge. Maybe it’s the lupus.

  20. Perplexity

    You know what would set this outfit off? A giant spermatozoa hat. There. Now that looks hot!

  21. Evil Dick Tater

    OMG! I own that exact same hat! I might add it looks better on me.

  22. Fester

    In every picture of Lady Gaga there’s Lex Luthor in the background… blah blah blah.

    • TomFrank

      So it’s Lex Luthor who’s foisted Lady Gaga on the world, presumably as part of some grand evil scheme. That explains a lot.

  23. Frunken

    Finally Hitman is on the case.

  24. farting old man's wife

    She must want to have a baby, she has sperm on the brain!

  25. KC

    The good news is that we found Waldo. You might want to sit down for the bad news.

  26. The hat doubles as a dildo for “introduction to anal.”

  27. Dr Ha-Ha

    This explains everything. All the wacky outfits were really a cover for this day: They knew her brain tumour wouldn’t being permanently contqained in her rotten skull, so all the couture bullshit was a set-up for the day when the malignant growth spurted forth – the ruse being they’d then paint it some god awful color, and pretend it was a hat, in keeping with her ‘wacky taste’. Well played, Lady Gaga handlers, well played.

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      (sigh – this site needs an edit feature for lazy proof readers who are also 2 fingered typers) *be *contained

  28. Uncle Rodney

    Maybe next time, you’ll learn to swallow, Stef.

  29. Drew

    Oh my god she’s so edgy and unique.

    Fucking loser.

  30. yomomma

    har har!!!

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