1. dontkillthemessenger

    Hey Carlito… how’s it goin man?

  2. little turtle head

    SO JESUS WEARS VELVET NOW???? UPGRADE!!!!

  3. it had to be said

    Nice name tag. He working at Best Buy now?

  4. Veruka Salt

    Douche bag

  5. cc

    Gosh, I remember him. I was traveling on business. Id’ just driven to the Holiday Inn in a new Ford Granada. I’d stopped into the lounge for a Manhattan. He was, crooning The Girl From Ipanema. ’75 was a good year, yessiree.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Somewhere a helicopter is missing its Jesus nut.

  7. Buddy the Elf

    Serpico on the job.

  8. TomFrank

    “Yes, I’m a rock star. I put it on my name tag. ‘Foo Fighters.’ See?”

  9. fuck Courtney Love

  10. Mike Walker

    Dude, like… wtf?

  11. edamame

    They rocked hard in D.C. on Friday night!
    Damn, Dave, that is some shiny hair! What product is that?
    I mean, besides awesomeness.

  12. Mike D

    What me worry?

  13. mark r

    ‘Same comment I ever have for dave: FUCKING PIMP!!!

  14. JS

    The blazer says “I want to look nice.” but the tshirt says “I’m here to party.”

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