Hey Carlito… how’s it goin man?
SO JESUS WEARS VELVET NOW???? UPGRADE!!!!
Nice name tag. He working at Best Buy now?
Gosh, I remember him. I was traveling on business. Id’ just driven to the Holiday Inn in a new Ford Granada. I’d stopped into the lounge for a Manhattan. He was, crooning The Girl From Ipanema. ’75 was a good year, yessiree.
Somewhere a helicopter is missing its Jesus nut.
Serpico on the job.
“Yes, I’m a rock star. I put it on my name tag. ‘Foo Fighters.’ See?”
fuck Courtney Love
Dude, like… wtf?
They rocked hard in D.C. on Friday night!
Damn, Dave, that is some shiny hair! What product is that?
I mean, besides awesomeness.
“You can get this stuff almost anywhere. It’s called bacon grease.”
Citre Shine… works great!
What me worry?
‘Same comment I ever have for dave: FUCKING PIMP!!!
The blazer says “I want to look nice.” but the tshirt says “I’m here to party.”
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