Shot right before he palmed her head to move her out of the way of a bicyclist.
He’s dating a hobbit?
Hobbit? You realize he’s over 7′ tall, right?
Is that Kim Kardashian?
or one of her relatives?
That’s a helluva size difference.
How do you suppose they…..never mind.
She has a trick jaw that unhinges like a snake’s.
With great dexterity and aplomb!!
After he gets done with her her name isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be hoopz.
He better be practicing his free throws with her vagina.
I get the feeling he misses more than just occasionally there, too.
Does he use her as a condom while banging Coco-sized women???
I’m guessing they do a lot of cowgirl/reverse cowgirl action . . .
So Shaq and Flavor Flav are now Eskimo Brothers!
And child molester week soldiers on..
Do you realize his penis might be the same size as one of her tights?
Sorry, but if you are that rich and famous, do you really need to settle for Flavor Flav’s cast-offs? (((shudder)))
Real life Photoshop disaster
Looks like he’s got sushi in both hands.
Somewhere Hayden is realizing this might be the perfect guy for her. But who is it and how can she contact him?
Oh good, thanks for wearing that hat, big guy.
What’s that in his pants? A box of chocolates?
You know what? He’s smiling and he does charity work. Good for him.
I don’t see how that works, through any entrance
Nicole ‘Elastic Woman’ Alexander
When Shaq saw her sitting there with just the base of the barstool protruding from her vagina he knew that she was THE ONE.
He’s going to use the vegetables to garnish her before he eats her.
He can sit her on his cock and spin her around!!
Just a few questions:
1. What grade is she in?
2. Is this even legal?
3. Where can I get a tiny little cutie just like her?
He could wear her like a condom
“I just sit her on my dick and spin her around like the block on an outhouse door!”
They’ve added a new character to the next season of “Game of Thrones”: The Mountain That Misses Free Throws
Photo Credit: Peter Jackson
wow, a darker version of Klitchko & Hayden… seriously how DOES that work?
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Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend Nicole 'Hoopz' Alexander in New York City. (November 15, 2011)