superficial

  1. Shot right before he palmed her head to move her out of the way of a bicyclist.

  2. Tuppy

    He’s dating a hobbit?

  3. Is that Kim Kardashian?

  4. Cock Dr

    That’s a helluva size difference.
    How do you suppose they…..never mind.

  5. After he gets done with her her name isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be hoopz.

  6. Truk

    He better be practicing his free throws with her vagina.

  7. Johnny P!

    What the–?!?
    Does he use her as a condom while banging Coco-sized women???

  8. it had to be said

    I’m guessing they do a lot of cowgirl/reverse cowgirl action . . .

  9. So Shaq and Flavor Flav are now Eskimo Brothers!

  10. Venom

    And child molester week soldiers on..

  11. V

    Do you realize his penis might be the same size as one of her tights?

  12. cc

    Sorry, but if you are that rich and famous, do you really need to settle for Flavor Flav’s cast-offs? (((shudder)))

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Real life Photoshop disaster

  14. knotty

    Looks like he’s got sushi in both hands.

  15. Buddy the Elf

    Somewhere Hayden is realizing this might be the perfect guy for her. But who is it and how can she contact him?

    Oh good, thanks for wearing that hat, big guy.

  16. Snack pack

    What’s that in his pants? A box of chocolates?

  17. You know what? He’s smiling and he does charity work. Good for him.

  18. AnnaDraconida

    I don’t see how that works, through any entrance

  19. Bonky

    Nicole ‘Elastic Woman’ Alexander

  20. Evil Dick Tater

    When Shaq saw her sitting there with just the base of the barstool protruding from her vagina he knew that she was THE ONE.

  21. Swearin

    He’s going to use the vegetables to garnish her before he eats her.

  22. farting old man's wife

    He can sit her on his cock and spin her around!!

  23. Just a few questions:

    1. What grade is she in?
    2. Is this even legal?
    3. Where can I get a tiny little cutie just like her?

  24. sheldon

    He could wear her like a condom

  25. Uncle Rodney

    “I just sit her on my dick and spin her around like the block on an outhouse door!”

  26. Nerdy Girl

    They’ve added a new character to the next season of “Game of Thrones”: The Mountain That Misses Free Throws

  27. Photo Credit: Peter Jackson

  28. gigi

    wow, a darker version of Klitchko & Hayden… seriously how DOES that work?

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