Um, I think you mean Prince Charles.
Off to the Tower for Photo Boy ..
wow, Prince William sure aged fast….must be married life
“So uhmm listen. About this whole no extra-marital sex, think I could get a freebie? I mean, you’ve seen Camila right?”
Gayest robe ever.
If we could only scroll down and see if he is sporting the untied, over-sized high tops we could confirm its Usher.
Prince Chuckles methinks…
Can you fit little nuts in this glass or that cup? Let’s call Jerry and see what he thinks.
…and you say the choirboys like the beard? The “flavor saver” you call it?
So, you, a rabbi, and Gandhi walk into a pub . . .
So you’re sure this whole Penn State cover up can’t blow back on us in any way right?
I guess we can change “cinese phone book” to “Prince Charles.”
Got a strange feeling they are discussing child molestation and how to better make sure it stays covered up.
“PSSSST – no more showers with the boys, Vicar!”
Um, looks as though Penn State has provided us with a distraction for the time being…
Priest: “Between you and me, I think they are being a bit harsh on Sandusky over in America, don’t you agree?”
Charles: “Yes of course but do go easy on the wine, father. And for God’s sake, man, pour some more in my teabag. Tea CUP, tea cup.”
“yes, yes, with the sandy blond hair?”
“no, no, no. That was Timmy, chap. Billy was taller.”
“BILLY! I remember him now….”
“Will you talk to the Lizards for me? I don’t know if it’s something I said.”
I must be going, Father. I just found out I’m Prince William and want to go home and bang Kate before they fix it.
“You know, it still says ‘Jebus’ on page 375. It’s been 400 years now, can’t we fix that already?”
“I tried the praying like you suggested, but I still get a burning sensation when I urinate.”
“Could you do the Spanish Inquisition sketch? It’s just so jolly funny!”
Is it 400 years already? I remember it like it was yesterday. I said, “King… James… buddy, this book is a mish-mash of gibberish and contradictions. People who read this and believe it are really going to be fucked up!” “I know that,” he said, “I’m just doing it for the yuks.”
Not usually into religious posts…but…..
Purple robe? Silver chain? Big shiny cross? You really think all this will help win over more rappers to the Church of England? Alright, if you say so.
“So I just got a new angle on poisoning Mum’s tea; is a mercy killing really a sin, Father?”
Bless me father for I have sinned! I have committed beastiality with my wife! She is such a good polo pony and smells like it too!
“So the punch line is that she says ‘$50, same as in town.’ It’s been 30 years and I still don’t get that joke. Can you explain it to me?”
“It turns out, being Camilla’s tampon is a bloody mess.”
“Excuse me, Padre, but have you got an extra altar boy or two back there who could work ‘up at the house’ for a day or two?”
I thought George Carlin was dead?
Hey listen mush, when the old girl snuffs it, I’ll be your boss, so you better start towing the line now, comprende?
Charles talking to one of his masters from the church.
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