He’s been stealing those hairs one by one from strangers.
All the Scientology/cult members lower on the ladder had to donate the hairs.
AGRAH thats horrible !
Somehow I think the term “shit-eating grin” has a special meaning for him…
Nope…Topher had it
John Ravolta again??? The Thetans are aging the shit out of him.
TYPO! Should read:
“Qantas at a celebration of John Travolta’s 91st birthday in Sydney, Australia”"
This is my straight face.
Where did his eyes go!?
He was able to attend the Quantas 91′s birthday because his son’s 21st birthday was canceled.
Oh don’t give me “too soon”, it was never going to be ok.
What that on your head? A wig!
everyone knows you’re bald.. seriously…just be a man about it.
Remember those things where you rubbed a magnet around and put hair on a bald guy? And retard eyes? And a turkey neck?
Yeahhhh… those things!
Laughing my ass off, dude!
I am smiling because I am married to someone who was and still is hot….and because I get paid a lot of money to star in one mediocre movie after another.
“Captain Dildo, reporting for duty, SIR!”
He looks like someone sent Eric McCormack back from the future to save us from the coming robot apocalypse…
People always forget Qantas’ birthday because it’s on the same day as Walmart’s. Good for you John.
Looks like he has a sea urchin on top of his head.
How did the world find out that Oprah, Stedman and I are gay? I thought it was a secret. BUMs me out!
John Travolta and George Takei are slowly morphing into the same person.
He puts the bar on gay and creepy so high… Tom has to be jealous
This wax figure is so lifelike!
“We celebrate our birthdays together.”
The easiest way to see a bad toupee: The valance doesn’t match the curtains.
better return him to madame tussauds before the guards notice. tom cruise looks really random just kneeling there on his own.
John Travolta. The only Man on the planet with a receding toupee.
“…and unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina…”
“Hahaha…go ahead and say all the mean shit you want to about me. I get to go home and fuck Kelly Preston.”
john, i think u meant to say
“I get to go to the mens saunas at the scientology centers and fuck cute twinks.”
nice try though.
lagris – so very true!
“John Travolta’s audition for the Joker did not go so well.”
Auditioned for the remake of Dirty Harry. Didn’t get it..
The only real thing left is that polyester tie.
Did they shrink his head so as to give him a full head of hair, with the little he had left?
Gilbert Gottfried looks very respectable in a suit and tie
Those grade school reunions are such a hoot!!
Hair today… gone tomorrow.
not. a. toupee. ffs.
its a glynxnrax-oxyletracrgyhl follicular zyhnextentionator.
that mouth likes weiner!!
Best. Mug Shot. EVER!
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