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Cher said it best “she’s a total Monet”
Picasso?
I’d plonk for a Dali.
Is that Snooki or Sandra Rimato from Property Virgins?
Christina Aguilera needs to chill with the tanning.
What man in his right mind would want those fingernails anywhere near his dick?
not to mention the rest of her…
She doesn’t have fingernails in her mouth.
even her fingernails are fat
Nice tits . . . oh shit. Stupid scroll bar.
She doesn’t look very busy. Or am I just an optimist.
I’d hit it. She’s totally my guilty wank material. Those tits reawesome
glad i’m not the only one
I’d like to see her naked, just for the helluvit. Then I could decide whether or not she’s good enough for fantasy material.
Aside from that I’m beginning to feel like she, along with all of those other New Jersey inbreds, are beginning to give Italian-Americans a bad reputation.
Imagine a bubbly hotdog that smells like fish
I can’t lie, the little midget has been looking semi-decent lately.
She needs a booster seat.
Not much of a book signing without books or pens, is it?
Considering the material you mean books and coloring crayons
All I know of the Jersey Shore is what I see on websites but out of all of them, when she’s sober, she seems like she has the best head on her shoulders.
I only see websites too, but if I had to pick someone with a head on their shoulders from MTV it would be ANY whore from 16 and pregnant before these disease-ridden tools.
‘Confessions of a Guidette’ shares something with “Up from Slavery” by Booker T. Washington. You could use them both to prop up a table.
Winner…….extra points for thinking outside the box…black box that is.
The fan shaped nail, or the Pauly D Hair shaped nail thing has got to go. They’re like itty bitty shovels, which would make sense if she were a cokehead, but she’s a drunk.
She’s really an analog for Eric Cartman. Think about that for a moment. Even though he is a complete self absorbed asshole, If Eric Cartman were to disappear from South Park, the show would not be worth watching. Snookie is pretty much like that too. The rest of the cast members should be kissing her ass nine ways to Sunday. In spite of the fact that she may be the worst human being in the world, her weird charisma carries the show. The others are boring drones. If she were to leave the show, the ratings would tank and the show would be off air in no time.
Congratulations…I can never watch South Park again
Looks like someone’s taking a leaf from Courtney Stodden’s “three push-up bras” technique.
A waxed Ewok.
Book signing? Did someone just hand her the Yellow Pages and a crayon?
That sounds about right
Those fingernails look like the paddle tails of miniature gay beavers.
I like where this is going…
Signing books must be hard work with all that sweat pouring down her chest.
Nothing to write with….did she eat all the Crayons?
Safe to say she ate all the EVERYTHING
Not pictured: Usher
She’s not even Italian. She is from Chile. Poser
Sitting at the kids table.
She’s at a book signing but all I can hear is crickets chirping.
I know most of the guys are focused on her boobs, but her face looks different somehow.. Did she get botox or something?
I was like mmmmmhhhh then i was her fingernails