The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.14.12
Ashton Kutcher at a Laker game in Los Angeles. (November 14, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.14.12
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She’s clearly fantasizing about ANOTHER douche…
The only time in our nation’s history where a brunette proves to be more intelligent than a blonde.
BRUNETTE: Ermagawd! Dat’s Ashton Kutcher behind us! He’s a cutie!
BLONDE: Shut the hell up and watch the game!
Brunette: Oh I so would!
Blonde: Did.
*Blonde proves more intelligent than a brunette.
“Strike that. Reverse it.” – Willy Wonka
If you were a celebrity, wouldnt you rather just have tons of anonymous sex with girls like this, than bother to date some other famous person and have to put up with all the baggage?
Deacon Jones, will you have the sex wit me?
No, Demi.
I don’t huff paint, you junkie. I just stick with coke.
If I’m a celebrity, I’m doing both.
Being a celebrity means never having to choose.
“Sooo… What’s it *really* like banging Mila Kunis? You realize you could redeem a lot of your douchiness by telling everyone and providing pictures and video, right?
Really? *this* is what strikes a negative chord? That every hetero male on here would like to see her getting it on EVEN with this shitbag wonder of talentlessness? You know you do. But if it’s just because it’s unfunny….. ok. I can accept that!
Either that guy is thinking this or that he want’s Ashton to go all Brokeback Mountain on him.
Stop obsessing about your thumbs-down score.
“I keep tasting vinegar. They’re still behind us, aren’t they?”
“Yup.”
As close as I can tell from the uniforms… they are the “Carl’s Jr Cheerleaders”
Does it make me a bad person if I want to beat him to death with an aluminum… You know what? Never mind. I know the answer.
It’s easy to deduce who made a move on which girl.
Wait how is he buttfucking her? I don’t get the physics of this!
Actually, Dinklage is sitting just in front of Ashton.
“You’ve just been toe punked!”
There are several reasons that I am glad that I am not Ashton Kutcher, but if I was, I would bang both those chicks. At the same time. Twice.
I didn’t even know Carl’s Jr had cheerleaders.
The blond looks like a young Reese Witherspoon.
That stupid blonde and her stupid view obscuring ankle.
The blonde is all pissed that she has to sit in front of the non-douchebag.
Brunette thinks: “O…M…G!!! His cock is SO big, I can feel it touching the back of my neck! It’s SO hard, it feels like the end of a baseball bat!!! I am SO having that!!!!”
Dude next to Ashton thinks: “Why the hell does Kutcher bring a baseball bat to a basketball game…?”
Basketball penis back massage trick…the oldest trick in the book.
Three of the people in this photograph are fantasizing about having sex with Ashton Kutcher and liking it [Hint: the blond isn't one of them].
Brunette cheerleader:
“ERMA GERRD ERRSCHTON’S TER IS ERN MA BERRRRRT”
Little do those women know that the camera at the brunette’s feet is recording footage for an upskirt website.
Why is he hanging with Max Payne (3)?
Don’t call the guy an untalented douchebag, creep etc! You are all disgusting. Any concerned parent would get upset. By the way what’s wrong with douchebag? Don’t you put your whole f/face in there too?