The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.14.12
Madonna performing at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (November 13, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.14.12
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Madonna, the original microphone hipster… Take that Kardashians!
This sequel to Magic Mike looks terrible.
So Madonna is an amputee now? She’s so brave to continue to perform without the aid of prosthetics or a mic stand.
Who was the opening act, Stephen Hocking?
It’s Hawking.
Thanx…
“You wouldn’t really expect a creationist like BP to know that, would you?”
Nerd, I’m still waiting for u to write something funny…..u suck!
Not if he’s clearing his throat.
grandmadonna demonstrating her most honed skill
kind of gross seeing a withering old woman trying to act young and sexy. it’s pathetic and vomit inducing.
That is pretty much every episode of ‘Real Housewives” .
Stallone is looking at anything but this in that previous picture
“Performing” indeed.
The posting of this photo simply feeds the monstrous ego, lusting for attention of any kind, that dwells inside that cage of bones & leathery tendons.
The 5-second rule requires you to pick it up, dummy!
Sorry guys – old ladies don’t drool enough, so she won’t electrocute herself :-(
If you’ve never seen a microphone go completely limp, you’re about to.
What a wonderful role model… I think the Africans living in the mud hut are asking for their kid back now.
Zzzzzzzttt!!!
It may seem an odd way to apply defibrillation, but this is the same tried and true method she uses to resuscitate her career.
WHY to people pay attention to these attention whores
Another celebrity on whom the concept of aging gracefully is lost.
Is that microphone a Vega or a Sennheiser?
Sorry, I was just trying to find something that actually interested me about this picture.
The road crew secretly replaced Madonna’s usual microphone with one dipped in liquid nitrogen. Let’s watch.
Icky :(
Don’t get me wrong. When I’m her age I’d like to be fit, active, and youthful. But I don’t want to be a nasty whore, and I’d like my children and grand children to not be embarrassed of me.
By her age, I expect to already have been dead for a thousand years.
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
“Madonna worked well into her senior years. Assisted buy her hearing aids and a floor mounted microphone, she was able to perform her sexually charged routine throughout her golden years.”
Sigh…you think that’s edgy Madonna? Do it with a black one.
Don’t worry Microphone it could be worse…she could use you to sing.
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
After this,she performed ‘Respect Yourself’.
Go with your strengths, isn’t that what they say?
Bugs Bunny sends the exploding microphone from ACME to Wile.E.Madonna.
“SEE! I am so edgy! I am relevant! “
Yeah, my grandma never did learn how to use a microphone right either.
Twenty five years ago this shot would have had me go from limp to Hamm in .6 seconds.
I see she does ass-to-mouth.
The modern Medusa: whatever she looks at turn to metal.
This is the sexiest I’ve seen her look in a long time.
I want to know what sick, twisted soul prodded a blind guy to throw those crumpled dollar bills on stage while she stripped.
That’s a hearing aid, not a stage monitor….
After the show they will have someone in a Hazmat suit come to dispose of it. It being the microphone or Madonna.
No. No no no. No no no no.
All of a sudden a grandma with no teeth seems kind of hot.
oh i get it… its cuz she looks like a man. thats why she knows it will be appealing to her audience.
Guys, did you leave my sex toys on the stage again? Let me see… Yup. Damn it! Pick those up right now!
Ahhhhh…..that akward moment when you realize that your teenage daughter doesn’t know how to get famous.