1. Joe

    This movie sounds like it’s gonna be a little…..Rocky….


  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    I was gonna say first person to do the “YEAAHHHHHHHHHH” thing dies, but I see Joe got here first. So the second person dies, and they die twice as hard because Joe already did it.

  3. Bullet to the Head? More like sewing machine to the head.

  4. Is that *really* John Hamm’s penis?

  5. Taffy

    Now that’s an ass my mom could read for days!

  6. Animal

    “These rose-colored glasses make Brigitte Nielsen look sexy as hell!”

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Auditioning for CSI: Roma?

  8. GI Joe attempts to use his kung fu grip to remove his sunglasses, unfortunately they get stuck in his “life like hair.”

  9. Remember the Seinfeld episode with the sable/nutria mix-up?

  10. Justin Beaver

    At first I thought it was Mr Bean…

  11. If you’re looking for where your career went Sly, you’re gonna need binoculars .. check that; a radio telescope.

  12. cc

    If pink shirts come back in, that’s it, I am fucking done.

  13. Timothy

    “Hold on a minute while I put on my ‘look smarter’ glasses to answer questions.”

  14. EricLR

    Okay, you can stop bragging about your successful cataract surgery any day now, asshole.

  15. Joaquin ingles

    Cyclops got old.

  16. mando


  17. gooodqueenalex

    Spray on hair!

  18. pff

    Horatio Stallone.

  19. Yeah, I’d try and hide, too, if I was in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.

  20. LilDeuceDeuce


    ( •_•)>⌐■-■



  21. bernard

    Down syndrome George Michael

  22. whomsoever

    Oh Ay I’m takin’ off my sunglasses.

  23. Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

    Sly rules!

  24. Hugh Jazz

    I didn’t know AstoTurf™ came in black.

  25. Allison Wunderlan

    Because three vinenna sausages on your shoulder is the new 60.

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