This movie sounds like it’s gonna be a little…..Rocky….
I was gonna say first person to do the “YEAAHHHHHHHHHH” thing dies, but I see Joe got here first. So the second person dies, and they die twice as hard because Joe already did it.
Glad I got here late, ’cause I was totally going to do the “YEAAHHHHHHHHHH” thing. And it was pretty much going to be what Joe came up with, too.
christ tom, it’s more played out than a kardashian microphone joke.
Obviously I disagree.
Bullet to the Head? More like sewing machine to the head.
Is that *really* John Hamm’s penis?
Now that’s an ass my mom could read for days!
“These rose-colored glasses make Brigitte Nielsen look sexy as hell!”
Auditioning for CSI: Roma?
GI Joe attempts to use his kung fu grip to remove his sunglasses, unfortunately they get stuck in his “life like hair.”
Remember the Seinfeld episode with the sable/nutria mix-up?
At first I thought it was Mr Bean…
If you’re looking for where your career went Sly, you’re gonna need binoculars .. check that; a radio telescope.
If pink shirts come back in, that’s it, I am fucking done.
“Hold on a minute while I put on my ‘look smarter’ glasses to answer questions.”
Okay, you can stop bragging about your successful cataract surgery any day now, asshole.
Cyclops got old.
Spray on hair!
Yeah, I’d try and hide, too, if I was in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.
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