1. Joe

    In the bag: Kelsey’s balls.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    World’s most frightening dildo.

  3. Cool cheek implants, bro!

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Nice rings. I think they’re from the Frasier Residual Checks Collection.

  5. And THAT, people, is why she had IBS.

  6. Deacon Jones

    You can always spot an awesome surgeon when the cheek implants slide over the orbital bone as the neck turns.

    Awesome work, Dr. Jennings. (hrumph hrumph)

  7. Contusion

    No wonder she has irritable bowel syndrome.

  8. Sheppy

    Cracks are starting to appear…

  9. “Hot List Party?” I’m assuming someone at TV Guide has a good sense of humor or is a barely functioning heroin addict.

  10. Demi Moore

    Uh oh Kelsey, just one more ring until she becomes The Mandarin!

  11. Love the dong case. No one wants a dirty faux-cock.

  12. Bigalkie

    It this case is her ” little golden shovel”. Billionaires Beware!

  13. Cock Dr

    Why the fuck would she keep his last name?! I thought they hated one another.

  14. EricLR

    Guess she got all his cheap costume jewelry in the divorce.

  15. The Felicity Huffman is strong with this one.

  16. What’s the kind of oil you put on a baseball glove to keep the leather soft and supple? No reason…

  17. oldfool

    Orange you glad you left Kelsey?

  18. She just needs one more gem to complete the Infinity Gauntlet.

  19. kimmykimkim

    No, ya old bag.

  20. navvet75

    I love her leather jacket

  21. “Well, I like that it’s so big, black, and has metal studs. But the studs will have to be bigger, pointed, and sharp to get me off. I’m a little “desensitized” down there.”

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