superficial

  1. That is one hammered little hobbit….

  2. The cool thing about having a girlfriend with the last name Bishe is that you can sort of call her a bitch and when she gets pissed, just say you slurred your words.

  3. Crissy

    Is he paraplegic?

  4. Cock Dr

    Does Elijah play both sides of the field? Is he expanding his sexual repertoire?

  5. B&WMinstrel

    Poor girl can’t bury her Pa until the Spring

  6. Jade

    He’s not gay? You learn something new each day.

  7. Phoenix

    “Time for bed Elijah.”
    “OK, lady…”

  8. sabordesoledad

    guys. c’mon. look how cute his expression is!

  9. EricLR

    Poor guy is eventually going to have to tell her he wasn’t in the Spiderman movies.

  10. Timothy

    Pot is hobbit forming?

  11. Mark B

    Yeah, of course I still got a shit ton of Hobbit money, why do ya ask?

  12. Looks like they both have a little Elijah Wood.

  13. Drunk, unemployed and writing mash letters to Peter Jackson is no way to spend time in Spain.

  14. Things went sour after he called her “Sam”

  15. 1NDUN

    J Token with Samwise Ganja.

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