Look this good when you’re 40, most will not. Hmmmm?
You need to consult an ophthalmologist.
When glasses you obtain, jerk off to Geri Halliwell you will not. Hm?
Well, most women at 40 won’t look like they’re 50, so he’s technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Fucking run! Geri’s been bit!!!!
Yikes, which parts of Old Spice are even real anymore?
She should do a porn called Parks and Wrecks.
She’s like that jar of spice you find way back in behind your cabinet, and don’t remember ever buying it so you suspect it was left by the previous homeowner.
So this is what happened to Baby Jane.
I still would. And so would you, liar.
It’s like her skull is trying to escape. That’s probably what it really wants.
On the old lady scale, more bangable than Madonna, and won’t suck the life force out of your children, either.
I would still get in that ginger ass without even a second thought. I don’t give a fuck.
Hahaha! From the thumbnail, I thought this was Katie Couric. It’s late and I’m stoned.
“Dude… your mom is hot.”
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