“I is write book, with words.”
Is she even able to talk with those chompers?
plastic tits and fake white beaver teeth…what the fuck and who the fuck is this creature??
I’ll take 3, please
There’s enough plastics in there to make three…maybe 4.
does she know breasts do not look like that???
Having bolt-ons is bad enough. Having extreme bolt-ons and displaying them with pride is beyond the pale.
All of that and a mustache too!
Who is this horrible implant job bucktooth-tard?
Those artists and Madame Tussaud’s are amazing!
Who is responsible for posing this Real Doll everywhere?
She wrote a book? Is it about her tits??
Nice sausage lip.
Bet it has tooth-shaped dents in it.
Look at those cannons! If her book sales fall through she can always find work in the Royal Artillery.
Her upper lip is in danger of rolling up like a windowshade.
Jesus H Christ.. Her wiki page lists her as a ” Glamour Model ” WTF>>> That page was edited by a Mongoloid ..see below.
” From many media outlets, she has been known for her usage in cosmetic procedures. From her perspective, she has been opened to the procedures. She revealed that she had lip fillers, where she regretted saying “I only had fillers because I thought I was getting lines like my nan around her mouth. I realise it was a mistake, though, and won’t be doing it again.” In April 2012, she underwent a Buttock lift which costed around £4,500. She revealed she has botox every six months. She revealed that the reasons why she had cosmetic surgery is because she wanted to feel more ‘confident’.”
She’s the new spokesperson for Quality Street.
Nothing about this woman says “Quality” to me. Now, if there was a chocolate called “Quantity Street”, we might be on to something.
No one got this joke at all.
I did. Do I count?
Yes thank you.
And I thought it was one of my better ones… *shrug*
I meant my joke.
BTW, did you ever answer my question about Runway 66?
Yeah, yeah – your joke was awesome. :)
And nope, I never made it. Sounds like I missed out, though.
She actually puts books in a giant sling shot and shoots them at small orphan children screaming “Take THAT Oliver Twist!”.
For the love of God; please .. somebody break the mold that they use in Britain to churn-out these ghastly titty-beasts!
Book launch party? No, boob lunch party, you sillies!
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