superficial

  1. Are we gonna stand by and just LET the zombie apocalypse start???

  2. rantatonne

    …very soon.

  3. rantatonne

    Well we at least know why the gigolo is fading.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I think we all owe Snooki an apology.

  5. Cock Dr

    Does she believe that at some point a new tooth is gonna grow in and fill that gap?

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    I keep expecting to see the millennium falcon come flying out of there sideways.

  7. It’s like an ad for Super Glue

  8. Enidaj

    When she was younger the gap was endearing, not so much now.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Please tell me she’s British, please tell me she’s British

  10. SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!! That’s fucking horrifying.

    • hijkmno

      As soon as the photo appeared, I couldn’t help myself, I said out loud, “Jesus F*cking Christ!”

      I work in a school. A Catholic school.

  11. 1NDUN

    That gap has a uvula.

  12. 1NDUN

    I’ll bet she made a fortune as the mold for those fake hillbilly teeth.

  13. Is she remaking that awful Jodie Foster movie “Nell”?

  14. B&WMinstrel

    At dawn, just over a month from now, the sun’s going to shine all the way down to her tonsils

  15. Snoop Lion

    Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick’s gots to fit. With my nuts on ya tonsils…

  16. Well, now we know that Alfalfa had at least one kid.

  17. Max

    Happy Halloween!

  18. Jade

    Did she keep Johnny Depp continually drugged? And recently he kicked the habit?

  19. Phoenix

    “You know how to wisthle, right?”

  20. Later

    Emma Stone on crack..

  21. Later

    Emma Stone on crack…

  22. Grand Dragon

    Looks like someone mixed the DNA of Letterman, Lauren Hutton, Michael Strahan, and The Joker (1989).

  23. bib1608

    She reminds me of the snake in The Jungle Book. Only with a wig.

  24. Its not like she cant fix that.

  25. The Pope

    Mind the gap

  26. Fancy a shag guvna?

  27. Smiling like a hillbilly who just got upgraded to a double-wide.

  28. All she wants for Christmas is new two front teeth.

  29. cc

    The only time I’d want her around is Oct 31st for the spooky sound effects.

  30. cc

    Smoking and smiling has never been simpler.

  31. Bambi

    Holding your cigarette with your hands is so 2011…

  32. Gollum really cleaned up nicely for the Hobbit premiere…

  33. EricLR

    Well, at least we know now where Snooki’s original teeth went.

  34. Joe

    “Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain…”

  35. meeps!

    What, me worry?

  36. A.m

    WOW KEEP MAKING FUN OF HER JERKS! JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, SHE HAD JOHNNY DEPP.

  37. Tron

    The upside: She obviously doesn’t have problems flossing.

  38. Wow, they are playing ‘The Grinch that Stole Christmas’ earlier than ever now.

  39. anonym

    Uglier version of Emma Stone.

    Also, stand to the side when talking to her, or she’ll spit on you between those teeth

  40. pff

    This is what vegetarian diets will do to you. You’ll be transformed into a crackhead version of Alicia Silverstone.

  41. The Joker had a sister?

  42. Jesus fucking Christ lady, you have money! And you live in a country with universal health care. I’m sure that covers dental.

  43. She doesn’t need to put her lips together to spit watermelon seeds at you.

  44. You could shove all of Johnny’s bracelets in that gap.

  45. Oz Matters

    I like how her centre parting goes all the way to her gums.

  46. Woone P. Tiggins

    What’s up, Doc?

  47. I’ll bet she sounds like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy when she talks.

  48. whomsoever

    So that’s NOT Jodie Foster?

  49. MyCoworkerIsHot

    Oh fuck. No wonder Depp left her.

  50. sleeper

    We wants it. We needs it. We must have the wig.

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