superficial

  1. I think I just got a contact high from this picture.

  2. lol, wow. Someone’s dying of AIDS

  3. Smelly Cat

    When did he dump Rachel for Phoebe?

  4. alexa

    Why shouldn’t this has-been get a 25 year old hottie wife?

    • Jake

      From three years ago:

      “A part-time photographer, Buckman, now 25, was waitressing at the Cuckoo Club in London’s West End when she served Schwimmer, now 43. ”

      Time to trade in this girl in for a new 25 year old.

  5. Her profession is listed as “part time photographer”.

    Remember ladies, if you’re not smoking hot, you’re just like a man…you’ll have to work for a living.

  6. elephantman

    Imagine him and SJP have a child the kids face would be dragging on the ground!

  7. cc

    Even at a million an episode, that much blow has to put a dent in your wallet.

  8. CrotchSniffer

    Why such the long face.

  9. anonymous

    Her eyes are too wide and his are too narrow– their kid will have perfectly placed eyes.

  10. his face looks like a cartoon. A horrible, horrible cartoon.

  11. Sure maybe being a gold digger means you don’t have to work for a living, but you’re still gonna have to bone down with Ross from Friends.

  12. Their faces look completely interchangeable.

  13. Ah…NOW I understand why he’s doing cartoon voices!

  14. Motorboat Captain

    I didn’t know he was filming a Greg Giraldo biopic.

  15. Vlad

    Schwimmer! It was just a role! You’re not really Ross and you’re not a college professor and you certainly shouldn’t date, let alone marry your students!

  16. It looks like Swimmer went to the premier looking for ‘white gold’.

  17. celebutard

    Could he BE any higher?

  18. more like “white widow.” stoney bologna.

  19. Phoenix

    Nice beard, Rossssssssssssssssssss.

  20. Allion

    Why the long face?

  21. Is this the episode where Ross gets high and makes out with a mannequin?

  22. Codot

    He’s got the face of a man who just realized he was David Schwimmer. My condolences.

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