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  1. Bonky

    I drink champagne in a private jet at 30,000 feet and you guys
    don’t even have running water. Ha ha ha ha…

  2. Look at all these little kids that I feed because of my taste for Hispanic hookers.

  3. Odbarc

    Here’s Justin Bieber at the AIDS relief celebration hoping to get vaccinated from last weeks “I paid to lose my virginity” tour.

  4. “Do you have a hot older sister? No? How about you? Yes? Does she have a cell phone?”

  5. Those are his third world hooker’s children.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    There’s no electricity in that village, yet one of the kids said they loved him in that Clint Eastwood movie.

  7. Really ?

    If you want the dollar, you have to slap yourself in the face when I point at you…go !

  8. damn. dave matthews has just given up, hasn’t he?

  9. Joe Blow

    “I SAID, If you’re happy and you know it CLAP YOUR HANDS!”

  10. “Hahaha! You guys are so poor the ass of your pants goes up above your knees. It doesn’t even look like you pooped in’em! How do you live?!”

  11. Dox

    “Why do they call this the village of the damned?”

  12. Yep, because poor kids who barely have food and running water, much less TV, know or give a fuck who Justin Bieber is. Just a rich asshole with a bad image using poor kids to try to raise it. Fucking prick.

  13. hamtime

    Beliebers, everyone of them

  14. Jesus. Jeremy Piven is banging everyone on Instagram.

  15. This is pretty much how I imagined Justin Beiber’s fight club.

  16. Inner Retard

    B-r-o-t-h-e-l. BROTHEL!… Where?!… Doesn’t anybody speak english in this country?

  17. Don Draper's Dad

    YES! That one! That’s the one I want for my monkey slave! Put’em in the plane.

  18. Hey Zues Crys Toe Lawd.

    “I’ll give you 15 Pesos for these kids to carry me up to that brothel next door to Christ the Redeemer” Clap Clap… “You heard him kids time to make like Chinese bodyguards.”

  19. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    He could change all their lives with one day’s rake in, and I’d be willing to bet all that crossed his mind was how he could get them to make him feel better about himself.

    • Inner Retard

      Yes, they go for the PR opportunity. But it’s interesting how none of these people want to give large amounts of money to these causes. But they want YOU to give because that’s the humane thing to do.

  20. o'chunt

    “Hey, you there, the kid who got his hands blown off for handling a landmine. Look at what we can do!” *claps*

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