1. And that’s how I kicked Anne Curry out of NBC.

  2. Two people who helped ruined NBC.

  3. anonymous

    The skinny dress pant is fashion trend that needs to die quickly.

  4. “Look, those damn Spanx ruined me! Look at it, Jay!!”

  5. “You like that? You like what you see there, Jay? Huh? Do ya? Do ya you fuckin’ sissy? Yeah, you do. You fuckin’ know you do. Fuckin’ faggot.”

    *Jay quits the Miami Dolphins

  6. “I call this, ‘The Shart!’”

  7. “I can’t sit in these chairs properly because of the stick up my ass.”

  8. - Y’know what I’m gonna do? Just for the hell of it. I’m gonna take this right foot, and I’m gonna whomp you on the left side of your face. And you know what? There’s not one damn thing you can do about it.
    * Really?
    - Really.

  9. “So I booted Ann Curry off NBC the same way you did Conan O’Brien”

  10. Jay Leno’s chin was better as a solo act…

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