At first I thought that was Lamar Odom still moving his stuff out of his house.
Now all we need for this picture is a little photoshop magic and an appropriate picture of Chris Brown. If only there were a good picture that fit this scenario…
No, Shaq! We need four and twenty black birds for the pie.
And this is the box with my baseball trophies and awards.
are you confusing Shaq with Jordan?
A public service announcement about not feeding Doritos to birds….well good for him I say.
Black Leprechaun Security Guard wants his chips back.
It’s never easy feeding birds on the beach, when your dick in a box keeps blowing open in the wind.
Here we Shaq picking out his Thanksgiving bird.
Hey seagulls, tell me how my ass taste.
Wow, you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside
it’s my dick in a box
“Not cool, birds. That was MY sandwich.”
His best role since Kazaam!
Security Guard in background on walkie talkie: “I got some huge guy with a 60 pound box of Doritos throwing chips to the birds.”
Security Guard’s boss on other end of walkie talkie: “Don’t waste my time with reports like that…wait a minute, is he black? Keep an eye on him!”
Field testing some new Shaq chips he is going to sell in 7-Eleven. If the birds live, they go in the stores.
No dick in a box jokes? Really??
could have brought some shaq soda along..not like anyone is drinking that stuff anyway..
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