superficial

  1. Why do people insist on indulging him and calling him Lion?

  2. Indeed. I don’t care what that other rap guy wants to call himself, either – he’s still Puff Daddy to me.

  3. EricLR

    Look! When I pull the string, the cow says “Moooooo”!

  4. wow a paris hilton single release party?
    thats some serious cred there, snoop lion.

  5. Josephus

    A single release party? Too bad. When Paris Hilton is around, there are generally multiple releases.

  6. Cock Dr

    I caught a buzz just viewing this photo.
    Still not gonna buy any of those wretched Hot Pockets though.

  7. I’m actually happy to see Paris Hilton. What the fuck is wrong with me?

    • One of her, 8,000 of those Kardashian scum. I will take her back anytime over them.

    • We’ve been so ruined by the Lohans and Kardashians and Miley and Amanda Bynes over the past couple years that Paris Hilton has come to look like a mature, respectable woman compared to all the rest. It’s sad how low we’ve gone.

  8. Nope. You’re still not high enough to unhear the abomination that is a Paris Hilton single, Snoop. Take a few more hits.

  9. Pat C

    Snoop Dogg will literally do anything for money.

  10. You can tell he can’t take being around her anymore, he’s just thrown up in his mouth.

    • crb

      Exactly. -Either that or he just heard her “music”.

      • crb

        Ok, and by “music”, I mean microphone-amplified herp-queef.

        Now just think, what if they got her to queef the national anthem at the World Series Game 1 Opener?

        -Can you imagine how world-endingly awesome that would sound with the echo on that mic? -ZOMGPONIEZZ!!!!!!

  11. martina

    I wonder how much she paid Snoop for the overnighter?

  12. As soon as she touched the turntable, Snoop vomited in his mouth. What a great night this is going to be!

  13. “I’m an heiress! So pushing these buttons and watching these pretty lights qualifies as a marketable life skill!”

  14. Dox

    “Can I touch it?”

    “There’s not enough weed on the planet to make that happen.”

  15. I know this sounds a bit peculiar, seeing as it’s Paris Hilton and all, but she looks almost attractive.

  16. Pff

    puff daddy, prince, snoop dogg. I many more douchebags tried to change their own stage names?

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