Dan Akroyd’s looking better
“Wyzowski….I want those forms in triplicate by the end of the day.”
Well, we’ll always have “Body Heat”
Looks like she does too – fat, menopausal body heat.
You mean the person who ate Kathleen Turner.
Jabba the Turner
Put her in an arena with Lena Dunham, a knife, and a quart of Ben & Jerrys.
LOL! I’d pay to see that.
Wait, wait, wait…I thought Luke burned Darth Vader on Endor after he escaped from the 2nd Death Star…is this a spoiler from Episode VII?
Me: *carefully sets down 2cnd fig newton*
Poor girl seems to be suffering from Shelly Winters syndrome.
and by “Shelly Winters syndrome”, you mean “Jonathan Winters syndrome”?
-no wait, you’re right, I’m wrong.
There’s no way the bitch is that funny.
“Melanie Griffith thinks she can look worse than me? Bitch, please.”
Why is she wearing her fat suit from The Man with Two Brains?
“I’m not bad. I’m just photographed that way”
Turner? I can’t even move her!
Peggy Que got fatter.
Well, time – you win again.
life is cruel
“Bo shuda. De wanka wanji, talk-droid”.
And now, from his tour-de-force as Citizen Twain…
Holy Cow.. just… Holy Cow!
Jabba’s little known wife, Kathleen the Hutt.
She thought it was the ‘meaty women award’ and that she won.
Surprising friends, family, and fans, Mike Ditka made his first public appearance after his sexual reassignment surgery in Switzerland.
I’d do her.
jen aniston 2023 pregnancy rumors.
I thought Sam Kinison died.
Fat Le-ann Rhimes. And I still do worse than this everyday for minimum wage.
Mule of the Nile.
I think it’s time for Jenny Craig, a new hairdo, and a lifestyle lift.
“You’ll be staying on Mars for how long?”
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Kathleen Turner at The 2013 Women’s Media Awards in New York City. (October 8, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN