Dan Akroyd’s looking better
“Wyzowski….I want those forms in triplicate by the end of the day.”
Well, we’ll always have “Body Heat”
Looks like she does too – fat, menopausal body heat.
You mean the person who ate Kathleen Turner.
Jabba the Turner
Put her in an arena with Lena Dunham, a knife, and a quart of Ben & Jerrys.
LOL! I’d pay to see that.
Wait, wait, wait…I thought Luke burned Darth Vader on Endor after he escaped from the 2nd Death Star…is this a spoiler from Episode VII?
Me: *carefully sets down 2cnd fig newton*
Poor girl seems to be suffering from Shelly Winters syndrome.
and by “Shelly Winters syndrome”, you mean “Jonathan Winters syndrome”?
-no wait, you’re right, I’m wrong.
There’s no way the bitch is that funny.
“Melanie Griffith thinks she can look worse than me? Bitch, please.”
Why is she wearing her fat suit from The Man with Two Brains?
“I’m not bad. I’m just photographed that way”
Turner? I can’t even move her!
Peggy Que got fatter.
Well, time – you win again.
life is cruel
“Bo shuda. De wanka wanji, talk-droid”.
And now, from his tour-de-force as Citizen Twain…
Holy Cow.. just… Holy Cow!
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