1. “If I walk real fast, they won’t notice I am not Brad Pitt”

  2. EricLR

    I don’t even *own* a TV.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    There’s only one explanation: Josh Hartnett is an immortal who beheaded Shia LaBeouf and absorbed his douche powers.

  4. martian leader

    ‘s’why we calls im left eye’.

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  5. Oh yeah, gimmie some ‘o that douchbag.

  6. truth

    My god he’s attractive.

  7. crb

    So, that one time, when James Franco and Keanu Reeves made a baby…

  8. Swearin

    So is this like a Clark Kent/Superman thing; when he takes off the glasses, he becomes Ashton Kutcher?

  9. Jesus. Josh has become so douchey that I thought he was Ethan Hawke.

  10. Dox

    Josh, Carlton called, he wants his sweater back.

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