1. “If I walk real fast, they won’t notice I am not Brad Pitt”

  2. EricLR

    I don’t even *own* a TV.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    There’s only one explanation: Josh Hartnett is an immortal who beheaded Shia LaBeouf and absorbed his douche powers.

  4. martian leader

    ‘s’why we calls im left eye’.


  5. Oh yeah, gimmie some ‘o that douchbag.

  6. truth

    My god he’s attractive.

  7. crb

    So, that one time, when James Franco and Keanu Reeves made a baby…

  8. Swearin

    So is this like a Clark Kent/Superman thing; when he takes off the glasses, he becomes Ashton Kutcher?

  9. Jesus. Josh has become so douchey that I thought he was Ethan Hawke.

  10. Dox

    Josh, Carlton called, he wants his sweater back.

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