Richard Simmons participating in the 'Swim for Relief' Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery event in New York City. (October 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I think I saw saggy breasts like that once in an old National Geographic.
You wanna give me some relief, just put a shirt on
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Once again, please do not relief yourself in the pool.
It’s time for a mommy tuck, Richard!
Can I get some censorship here!
Okay, now I hate boobs.
To be fair, everybody keeps saying, “Stick to tits, Fish!”
I bet you those assholes are crying for those political posts now. Ha Ha rethugs!
I see absolutely no relief in sight.
“Somebody pour water on him! He’s beached himself!”
I suddenly find myself rooting for the hurricane.
*shudder* This reminds me of my tits right after I finished breast feeding. Don’t worry, they perked back up! I don’t think Richard will be so lucky.
Those look like two wet tea bags.
Desperately hoping his flamboyant swim cap would divert attention from his moobs, Richard realized too late that he was woefully wrong in his assessment.
Good morning, Richard Simmons.
Nothing brings in the charity money like saggy moobs.
I love Richard Simmons. He’s swimming in that pool for a good cause. Sure he could’ve worn a shirt, but what the hell. I want to know if they’re swimming for two days(?) straight where are they going to the bathroom? That’s grosser than his old man boobs.
So him swimming to induce my temporary blindness a good cause too, then?
Chaz Bono looks like shit
There’s always a woman around to point to where the old queen has left his dignity behind.
That’s my mum’s cap.
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