California … Caaaalifornia … Pizza Kitchen.
Never seen anyone who can so quickly alternate between “deathly skinny meth addict” and “pudgy fast food addict” before, sometimes in the same week.
Her body was nutritionally deprived because of drugs that once she does eat, the body basically says, “Store everything we can! Don’t know when we’ll get another meal again!”
The teeth and the cadaver eyes give it away…
Clearly she thought this was the premiere of “I Will Follow You to the Buffet.” She looks so happy though. I don’t have the heart to tell her.
“In the dark” is the only way to do it with her right now.
Or, “In The Butt”.
She looks like my 60-year old aunt.
I can see your pudenda and your panty line. Go up a size.
And find a bra.
For a 50-something mother of two, Brooke Shields looks fantastic.
I know it’s hard to tell from a photograph, but it looks like she might be relatively sober.
I would have sex with her and wouldn’t give it a second thought
She looks like a comfortable lay. Soft in all the right places
How can you be a MILF without kids?
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