1. MisterSHO

    California … Caaaalifornia … Pizza Kitchen.

  2. EricLR

    Never seen anyone who can so quickly alternate between “deathly skinny meth addict” and “pudgy fast food addict” before, sometimes in the same week.

  3. Beer Baron

    Her body was nutritionally deprived because of drugs that once she does eat, the body basically says, “Store everything we can! Don’t know when we’ll get another meal again!”

  4. Kodos

    The teeth and the cadaver eyes give it away…

  5. fred

    Clearly she thought this was the premiere of “I Will Follow You to the Buffet.” She looks so happy though. I don’t have the heart to tell her.

  6. “In the dark” is the only way to do it with her right now.

  7. She looks like my 60-year old aunt.

  8. I can see your pudenda and your panty line. Go up a size.
    And find a bra.

  9. Alexxx

    For a 50-something mother of two, Brooke Shields looks fantastic.

  10. I know it’s hard to tell from a photograph, but it looks like she might be relatively sober.

  11. TheGhost

    I would have sex with her and wouldn’t give it a second thought
    She looks like a comfortable lay. Soft in all the right places

  12. How can you be a MILF without kids?

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