Lena Dunham at 'Women in the Workplace: Reducing Stress With Meditation' in New York City. (October 8, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“And, another way I reduce stress in my workplace is I, I strip naked and make people look at me. It’s so invigorating, because we’re ALL beautiful on the inside AND outside, ladies!!”
(loud groaning and shrieks of approval erupt as the cows come to their feet)
Hey, Lena, men reduce workplace stress through medication, too. It’s called bourbon.
I don’t know if you actually thought it said ‘medication’ too. I definitely did. And I wish there were meds for her hideous virus.
I think she would benefit from a seminar on “how to not kill boners in the workplace”
My grandmother was buried in that exact same dress.
Let’s bury Lena as a tribute.
Miss Dunham, when I grow up, I want to be a hideous overrated slob just like you!
Kelly Osbourne is suddenly looking a bit more attractive in comparison.
Why is she making the “getting a blowjob while at the podium” face like that scene in Police Acad- HOLY FUCK THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
“Before I begin, I would just like to say, ‘There are doughnuts, right? I was promised there would be doughnuts.'”
If this fatty doesn’t want people to call her fat she should not be so fat.
hey Lena, give me condescending bitch… perfect!
Chris Farley is back?
Yep. And apparently he’s wearing Cardiff Giant’s nana’s dress.
She reduces her skull stress by resting it on her well padded double-chin.
“Someone get that confused little Amish boy off the stage…how did he even get in here?”
“… and now, accepting the Oscar for best Schwarzenegger impression,
is Fat Dana Carvey…”
Gentleman, if a woman ever gives you this look… Run. Don’t look back. Don’t stop for any reason. Just, for the love of all that’s holy, run as if your soul depended on it. It does.
“My name’s Lena and I’m an alcoho…OOPS!, Shit! Wrong meeting.”
“Sometimes, all the stresses of being a wealthy 20-something trust fund baby with a hit cable show can really get to me, and– IS THAT A DONUT???”
“SOOOONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE…”
This looks just like the girl who works at the gas station. Like- every gas station. And Arby’s. And FTR I think her show sucks. Bad.
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