“I have no talent? Does everyone know?”
This is the best I’ve seen her look. Is it the nails?
She’s got a mandible that looks like the cow catcher on the 4:15 to Mobile, and this pose hides it sufficiently that there is no other option other than checking out her cleavage. And I have decided I’d love to see and touch those puppies.
Why do some people have to use their bodies as a tattoo billboard? Her tats are pointless.
And a more serious question: Why do her breasts look like orange balloons rubbing together?
Why is it that some people have a bug-a-boo about tattoos? If you don’t like ’em, then DON’T FUCKING GET ANY!
Feel the butthurt
Ow! Geez. Read carefully: I never said anything about not liking tattoos. I just don’t understand when people sometimes turn them into a collection of random objects. A not-too-large, swirly tribal is one thing, but random keyboards, hearts, anchors, and other items from a Lucky Charms box speak of someone who doesn’t really have a plan, and just wants to pile on more ink.
It’s a bit like people who throw miscellaneous articles of clothing on and think they have somehow created a tasteful ensemble, but really just show what a mess they are. At least with clothes, you can change them easily. Tattoos are more permanent, and should have more care taken in their selection and placement. Kelly Osborne looks like she took a bunch of temporary tats from different Cracker Jack boxes, closed her eyes, and stuck them wherever. That’s what I’m complaining about, and not tats themselves.
And yes, I will still complain about her disturbing, jaundiced balloon tits, too.
So tribals are ok but not objects? How do you know they are random? My friend has a hammer tattoo on her leg that she got after her grandfather passed. It means a lot to her and she likes it, and it’s well done. Just because she didn’t tattoo an explanation underneath doesn’t make it any less meaningful than some guy who got a tribal armband “because it looks cool bro”. Although I have no problem if someone wants so get something just because it looks cool. If some chick wants to get a butterfly on her lower back I don’t care. It’s their body. Whatever makes them happy. Personally my only tattoo is a giant pair of lips on my right buttcheek. But I’d be covered in random objects if I had the money :)
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Sorry, NewDave…I guess I was just in a mood last night. I, personally, don’t care one way or the other about any of her tats except the anchor. It’s very cool!
No problem. I was in a mood, too. I guess tattoos just aren’t my thing, but if they’re someone else’s, it’s cool.
Anyone who thinks a swirly tribal tattoo is ok needs to shut up about tattoos.
Not sure if want…
Penis feels awk.
Ignore these people Kelly. Come over here and we’ll hug/dry hump it out.
Nothing says you put a lot of thought into a tattoo like a casio keyboard.
Bark at the Moons?
Sorry, I tried
Too bad they can’t make a bra that lifts your IQ.
She’s gotten cuter and cuter. Very doable. my only complaint is if you’re doing tats, do it properly and go full sleeves.
God I hate myself for saying this. Totally would.
I hate her more than celebrities who have committed crimes, but I do love boobs.
Looks like someone just found out they got the lead in the Kathy Griffin biopic.
Nice try with the purple hair, boobs and wide-eyed yet vacant expression. Katy Perry you will never be.
This picture would be a lot better if she held her hands up about six inches higher.
Now would be good time for her to discover she has razor sharp claws that extend from the back of her hands.
She’s cute. The only thing don’t like is the shitty tattoos. I totally would.
Of course we missed a lot of crap today. We kept talking about those GD truckers.
The face she makes after biting the Cow off of a live head.
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