The number of people affiliated with him that are now dead.
“It’s my own thing, its kinda Flock Of Seagulls meets Billy Idol. I’m still working on it.”
Hey dipshit, the moderately attractive woman behind you is not laughing WITH you, she’s laughing AT you…literally.
How much he paid the barber for that haircut.
Fer fucksake, Corey, you’re 40 years old. Time to start dressing and looking like an adult.
My thoughts exactly.
he’s affected. no hope of redemption in this life.
He looks like a Charlie Sheen bobblehead doll.
That is seriously fucked up what’s he’s done to his head.
That’s a joke right? Maybe he lost a bet?
There’s Something About Corey
Trendiest hobbit I have seen in a while
Jared Leto is a douche, but at least he has steady employment. This guy, OTOH…
The number of seconds of fame he has left.
hmmmmm, he is a piece of shit, some one shot a load of seed up his ass and now he is sprouting!!
The hair was for MJ to hold while he did Corey in the butt. Guess he keeps it for the memories.
The number of clients Jared Leto’s dealer has.
Time for him to follow in the footsteps of the other Corey.
He is a waste of space on this earth.
Wait…didn’t we just do an Ellen Degeneres joke already?
This ties in nicely with my hilarious Ewen McGregor post from yesterday. Just call me Kreskin.
He thinks he’s a Brit now? The American paparazzi don’t understand the extra finger there.
I still think the wrong Cory died.
“Deuces, bitch. I’m going to The Cockpit.”
…the number of fingers Michael could fit up his ass.
Is that a reverse “rat tail” hair cut? Time for an intervention.
…the number of dollars he has left in his bank account.
“Two, actually. Two people have already told me that my hiar makes me look like a douche.”
Two people recognized me today.
Finally! It’s like the 2 Coreys have merged into one!!
Because 2 Coreys are waaayyy douchier than one…
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Corey Feldman in West Hollywood. (October 4, 2011)