superficial

  1. The number of people affiliated with him that are now dead.

  2. Bonky

    “It’s my own thing, its kinda Flock Of Seagulls meets Billy Idol. I’m still working on it.”

  3. Hey dipshit, the moderately attractive woman behind you is not laughing WITH you, she’s laughing AT you…literally.

  4. How much he paid the barber for that haircut.

  5. Fer fucksake, Corey, you’re 40 years old. Time to start dressing and looking like an adult.

  6. He looks like a Charlie Sheen bobblehead doll.

  7. Cock Dr

    That is seriously fucked up what’s he’s done to his head.
    That’s a joke right? Maybe he lost a bet?

  8. AnnaDraconida

    There’s Something About Corey

  9. squishy

    Twat!

  10. Perplexity

    Trendiest hobbit I have seen in a while

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    Jared Leto is a douche, but at least he has steady employment. This guy, OTOH…

  12. tlmck

    The number of seconds of fame he has left.

  13. doctor joystick

    Samantha Ronson?

  14. farting old man's wife

    hmmmmm, he is a piece of shit, some one shot a load of seed up his ass and now he is sprouting!!

  15. Colin

    The hair was for MJ to hold while he did Corey in the butt. Guess he keeps it for the memories.

  16. bethy

    The number of clients Jared Leto’s dealer has.

  17. Venom

    Time for him to follow in the footsteps of the other Corey.
    He is a waste of space on this earth.

  18. The Brown Streak

    Wait…didn’t we just do an Ellen Degeneres joke already?

  19. cc

    This ties in nicely with my hilarious Ewen McGregor post from yesterday. Just call me Kreskin.

  20. GuyLeDouche

    He thinks he’s a Brit now? The American paparazzi don’t understand the extra finger there.

  21. Nik

    I still think the wrong Cory died.

  22. Guvnah

    Oh god…

  23. “Deuces, bitch. I’m going to The Cockpit.”

  24. SMB

    …the number of fingers Michael could fit up his ass.

  25. UncleDenial

    Is that a reverse “rat tail” hair cut? Time for an intervention.

  26. celebutard

    …the number of dollars he has left in his bank account.

  27. Uncle Phil

    “Two, actually. Two people have already told me that my hiar makes me look like a douche.”

  28. Steelerchick

    Two people recognized me today.

  29. your mom

    Finally! It’s like the 2 Coreys have merged into one!!

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