1. I think we can all now agree that Portia Rossi is a vampire slowing sucking the life and money out of Ellen…

  2. Bonky

    “Need….. collagen injection…… now !”

  3. it had to be said

    If you grab the back of her mullet and pull it looks like a face lift.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    When it’s fully inflated her head must be the size of a pumpkin.

  5. “Does this jacket make me look old?”

  6. And here I was thinking the lighting they employ at ABC for Diane Sawyer was good. Whatever they use on Ellen’s (dogshit unfunny) show isn’t lighting…fuck man, that stuff’s magic! Oh wait, that isn’t Ellen, it’s Gary Oldman in “Dracula”.

  7. If they’re looking for some dancing white raisins, I know where they can find one.

  8. She looks like she’s wearing old lady makeup for some movie role…but you know she’s not wearing any old lady makeup.

  9. Johnny P!

    “I tell ya, sonny, back in my day there weren’t no such things as les-bee-yuns, no sir! Why if a girl got to thinkin’ some strange thoughts, it weren’t nothin’ a quick marriage and birthin’ a few babies wouldn’t fix. Nowadays the whole country’s goin’ t’hell, you mark my words.”

  10. On this, the day of my daughter’s wedding, I cannot refuse a request. Bring in Luca Brasi.

  11. AnnaDraconida

    The goggles. They do nothing.

  12. TomFrank

    Suddenly I can’t stop of thinking of when Brooke Adams crumbled into dust at the end of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake.

  13. pdan

    Nice to see Peter Gammons still looking spry and healthy at his age.

  14. Johnny P!

    How utterly ironic that she’s starting to look like an old scrotum…

  15. Perplexity

    I have a new appreciation for the makeup and lighting crew at the studio.

  16. tlmck

    I always knew Portia was “gay for pay”.

  17. Alderon

    Something something something DARK SIIIIDE

  18. Amber

    Oh God, there goes any faith I had in CoverGirl make-up.

  19. Ollie

    Betty White looks like she’s lost a bit of weight.

  20. farting old man's wife

    WHOA she is WRIIIINKLEDDDD!!!!! holy crap!!!!!!! There is not enough Covergirl in the world to fill those cracks and crevices!!

  21. Now all that’s left to do is cast Hoke Colburn in the “Driving Miss Daisy” reboot.

  22. DeucePickle

    She should maybe ask Megan Fox about checking into “not” using botox.

  23. A. Theist

    Give in to your anger!!

  24. cc

    Okay, Ellen, your make up contract? Ya, it’s over.

  25. GuyLeDouche

    Burgess Meredith is looking pretty chipper for a dead guy.

  26. Neil Patrick Harris without makeup.

  27. Any Guy

    vagina neck is scary.

  28. dontlooknow

    Looks like the Cover Girl cosmetics aren’t working so well….

  29. Uncle Phil

    When does she fight Mace Windu and take over the Imperial Senate?

  30. Steelerchick

    Looks like she had a face fire and someone put it out with a shovel

  31. Nooken

    You chose… poorly.

  32. hijkmno

    i just saw ellen on cbs sunday morning, in bright light, in HD, and she looked awesome. this photo has been fucked with.

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