I think we can all now agree that Portia Rossi is a vampire slowing sucking the life and money out of Ellen…
Now that I’ve seen this picture I think that is the only logical conclusion how she aged 20 years in about 1 year.
Holy S—! I’ve been believing those ads for Cover Girl – thinking there was a make up for this. I’m such an idiot!
“Need….. collagen injection…… now !”
Collagen, time machine… same thing.
If you grab the back of her mullet and pull it looks like a face lift.
I hear an echo
When it’s fully inflated her head must be the size of a pumpkin.
“Does this jacket make me look old?”
And here I was thinking the lighting they employ at ABC for Diane Sawyer was good. Whatever they use on Ellen’s (dogshit unfunny) show isn’t lighting…fuck man, that stuff’s magic! Oh wait, that isn’t Ellen, it’s Gary Oldman in “Dracula”.
If they’re looking for some dancing white raisins, I know where they can find one.
She looks like she’s wearing old lady makeup for some movie role…but you know she’s not wearing any old lady makeup.
How soon before the pretty wife dumps her and sells the cover story to one of the tabloids?
right about the time Portia gets baby crazy and dumps her for a dude.
“I tell ya, sonny, back in my day there weren’t no such things as les-bee-yuns, no sir! Why if a girl got to thinkin’ some strange thoughts, it weren’t nothin’ a quick marriage and birthin’ a few babies wouldn’t fix. Nowadays the whole country’s goin’ t’hell, you mark my words.”
On this, the day of my daughter’s wedding, I cannot refuse a request. Bring in Luca Brasi.
The goggles. They do nothing.
Suddenly I can’t stop of thinking of when Brooke Adams crumbled into dust at the end of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake.
Nice to see Peter Gammons still looking spry and healthy at his age.
How utterly ironic that she’s starting to look like an old scrotum…
I have a new appreciation for the makeup and lighting crew at the studio.
I always knew Portia was “gay for pay”.
Something something something DARK SIIIIDE
Oh God, there goes any faith I had in CoverGirl make-up.
Betty White looks like she’s lost a bit of weight.
WHOA she is WRIIIINKLEDDDD!!!!! holy crap!!!!!!! There is not enough Covergirl in the world to fill those cracks and crevices!!
Seen Covergilr’s new YouthSpackle line yet?
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