superficial

  1. “How cute, your question is #11… Buh bye…”

  2. it had to be said

    “I guess one blowjob couldn’t hurt.”

  3. “Well, yes, in retrospect Elisabetta did have a nice ass, AND she was a great piece of tail, but she just wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”

  4. edamame

    George makes all the poon SWOON!

  5. AnnaDraconida

    Awww.

  6. Swearin

    He’s looking at his own reflection

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    10 Answers…

    Fucked her
    Fucked her
    Fucked her
    Fucked her
    Fucked her
    Fucked her too
    Fucked her and her best friend at the same time
    Fucked her sister
    Fucked her mom, why not
    I haven’t fucked her yet, but who are we kidding? It’s only 5 o’clock.

  8. M3Essential

    he’s almost the same age as DeGeneres. amazing. . . see what massive amounts of young pussy gets you? wait… isn’t she on the same diet too? with 53MM in the bank, she damned well should be.

  9. farting old man's wife

    That is a stupid question, but since you have a great rack I will answer it!!

  10. rough rapes your funny bone

    Lol i dont know man! Looks like those questions been approved by lake como’ tookie pre-screeners.

  11. Blech

    “I was told that if I lean my head to the right, I’ll look pretty. Left, intelligent.”

  12. Puss InToots

    You really expect me to say something wrong about the dreamboat? Fuck you, Fish. FUCK YOU.

  13. I’m sorry, “what does a smug douchebag look like?”, was that your question?

  14. cc

    The smile of a man who can laid by someone hot within 2 minutes of deciding he wants to.

  15. tlmck

    The smile of a man who figured out at an early age that when life gives you 31 flavors, why settle for rocky road.

  16. me

    he just figured out that stacy is FINALLY dancing with a star!

  17. Steelerchick

    Why yes I was on Roseanne. I did them all. Next question….

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