superficial

  1. MRF

    Just checkin’ the hamm.

  2. Hateship…? Sounds like a movie for me.

  3. Johnny P!

    Coupla gray pubes caught in the Depends elastic.

  4. The Royal Penis

    Dressed to impress as usual. Nolte is one of the few actors in Hollywood able to dress like a bum and stay drunk on set and get paid for pretending he’s “in character”.

  5. C’mon Nick, we know your first wife got that in the divorce.

  6. still can’t find it.

  7. theraggededge

    You’re move, Beckham.

  8. That’s the look of a man who could use a cold malt liquor, and maybe some Levitra.

  9. EricLr

    This is the heartbreaking part where he realizes his little dog has ran away.

  10. He caught crabs from Beckham.

  11. He’s returning the Beckham salute

  12. Martina

    I think he wants to pee in his pants

  13. Mumra

    No Nick, it didn’t fall off . . . . yet.

  14. Vlad

    Will someone please show me where the goddamn bathroom is?!

  15. mbcl

    Still feeling the effects of the chili cook-off I see.

  16. YEs

    I bet Nolte is only in the Hateship scenes.

  17. tlmck

    Your move Nolte. Oh wait…

  18. Philip Seymour Hoffman returns from 20 years in the future to warn himself of the horrors to come…

  19. “No, it’s not mine. Mine’s right here…”

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