Would someone tell her that she’s not fat and doesn’t need to settle for this anymore?
Yeah, but she still has her father’s face…picture that looking back at you while you’re riding her crazy train…
Truth be told, the only way I’d be riding her crazy train is if I was trying to sleep my way to meeting Joan Rivers.
I’ll ride her crazy train without a second thought.
I always thought her face looked like the guy who fought with Mel Gibson inside the Thunderdome.
That’s pretty fucked up. Good point. Damn………
That guy is a fucking complete disaster in every way possible.
Some people can make a perfectly good suit look cheap and dirty the minute they put it on.
Be nice. At least the Geico caveman is *trying*.
It looks like he tailored it himself.
In my dream, afterwords they both attended the “Take a Nap in Your Running Car in a Garage” Awards show.
Get to it kids, those rugs aren’t gonna munch themselves.
What? It had a dick? I call bullshit.
really? white boots? even your gayness cannot pull that off.
Did he win?
There’s nothing wrong with having a hair fetish but a woman had better be prepared for a lot of laughing.
It’s possible he looks absolutely Tarzan spectacular naked.
But you have to have muscles for the Tarzan look. He’s so skinny, I imagine the moment the clothes come off he looks more like Cousin It.
Kelly Osbourne’s girlfriend is way prettier than her.
The chick on the right was my favorite character in Roseanne.
Never thought she would go for a feminine looking dude like this.
….Just smile and pretend we were invited.
Adam Lambert’s dating Crispin Glover?
Why the hell do her legs face that way? that’s funky.
Poor guy. Not only does he look like a twat, he has to bang Kelly Osborne.
I’ve seen guys get their asses kick for things a lot less risible than those shoes.
Damn…Kelly…I just got a boner.
Damn. I really like her hair color.
So they’re going as Katy Perry and Russell Brand for Halloween?
kelly dresses him.
Crispin Glover still looks so young! Fresh from nearly kicking David Letterman in the head
Ozzy and Sharon discovered the Fountain of Youth.
I want his hair, and yes I’m a girl.
Fuck yeah – is Dokken touring again?!
I see he’s dressed as supermodel Carol Alt from 1994. Nicely done, sir.
Kelly looks really hot. But then, she’s standing next to a train wreck that has apparently never heard of shampoo, hairbrushes, or soap.
Every time I see him I have a 90′s flashback… Tesla. Extreme. Mr Big. Blind Melon. etc, etc..
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Kelly Osbourne and Matthew Mosshart at The Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women Of The Year Awards in London. (October 30, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN