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  1. Is he gonna pull an MJ and make the kid drink Jesus Juice?

  2. Okay, lemme guess. The one on the left is dressed up as a banana, and the one on the right is dressed up as a yeast infection.

    A yeast infection?

    Yeah, you know. An annoying cunt.

  3. I’m telling you, kid, they’re real, and they’re spectacular.

  4. Johnny P!

    Whenever he smiles, he gets that spooky “flashlight under the chin pointing up” look. And that poor kid’ hoodie is gonna smell like dirty armpits later…

  5. ThisWillHurt

    Can you file an Amber Alert preemptively?

  6. Joe

    The stadium’s Douchebag Cam operator chose well.

  7. smapdi

    Oh look, Russel Brand dressed up as a comedian for Halloween.

  8. Suffer the little children, cum unto me.

  9. There were two kids in the main Russell Brand post. Where’s the other one…and why is this photo cut off just above his lap?

  10. BillEBuoy

    Tomorrow, Russel will be photographed wearing bright yellow legwarmers . . .

  11. EricLr

    Uh…Mr. Brand? …..Mr. Brand? …..Are you okay?

  12. cc

    “Mister…you smell!”

  13. lpdub

    Homeless Mr. Potato Head. Very original.

  14. Dusty Diamond

    “Does this child make me look like a pedophile?”
    “No. It’s totally the beard.”

  15. Matt

    Does it make me a bad person if I want to beat him to death with an aluminum bat?

  16. Rich

    “Heeey Justin!! Sorry I couldn’t be there!! Present’s in the mail!! Hahaha!”

  17. Pickles

    He’s dressed like he should have gone to the Laker’s game the next day…against the Blazers. Ya know, because they are from Portland…and they are all homeless looking hipsters. I would know, I am one.

  18. If this guy were any creepier he’d slither right off his chair!

  19. mbcl

    “Hey !! There isn’t any candy in your pockets”

  20. Isn’t this the guy that was convicted of kidnapping Elizabeth Smart? Wasn’t that the case -

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