Kato Kaelin, Renaissance Festival Britney, and Chicken Kid. It may not be cohesive, but it’s original.
Lemme guess – Larry Bi… ah, I’m not starting that shit again.
All kidding aside, it looks like she’s got her figure back and good for her.
I agree she looks good but Oh the mysterious world of women…what guys dont realize is that ‘Home Ec’. class in school was a cover. Its actually a class where they teach you the witchcraft of womanhood. The most popular lessons are “The Corset: Medieval torture or a gift to women?”, “Lipstick on a Pig: But add Foundation and Mascara & its whole other story”, and “You only have to do it until he signs the paper”.
Ok. Yes. But her neck and visible thighs actually do confirm she’s lost a lot of weight since the last time we’ve seen her.
with a leather corset even Keisha would look in good shape…
Maybe a steel-belted corset.
all kidding aside, i would feast on her asshole…
How many Weight Watcher points is that?
All I see is big tits and a Scottish hobo holding a weird-looking chicken.
“Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”
Ah yes, the first Thanksgiving, where Pocahontas shows William Wallace how to celebrate our country’s freedom by roasting a chicken and eating it’s delicious cornbread innards.
I love history !
The steel belted corset not only holds back her body flab, it also holds her back so she doesn’t attempt to deep fry and devour their child.
The baby is used as a prop to explain Buffalo Wings to her
If there was any doubt that she wanted to eat that baby, I’m pretty sure this clears it up.
Jess looks good! Smart call on incorporating a leather corset into this year’s costume.
Only thing that would hold together.
I get it…She’s kind of a “c” and her baby is a chicken…so that makes it Chicken of the Sea!
That was horrible.
Maggiore should be decapitated for that lame-ass comment.
I wonder how many of you missed the reference
Wow, it didn’t take long for fatso to make her husband an egg laying chicken.
Hey douchebag, the real braveheart would have beat her over her head until she held the damn baby herself. Btw, Garth wants his wig back.
one of these things is not like the other…
Look at ye big ‘ol titties! Woooohoo!
She looks like a Viking bar wench. She’s dangerously close to being attacked by Skarsgard.
Holy hell Jessica Simpson looks so good I didn’t recognize her. And I love her hair. I get that corsets are magic but still, I’m impressed.
“Captain, between the corset and the Spanx, I canna take much morrre o’ this!” – Jessica’s left breast
Gotta admit she does look good here but I still remember the Hulk sized legs and calves from just last week.
She “looks good” compared to what? Roadkill?
Huge congratulations to Jessica for leaving the bovine order and rejoining the human order. She looks great!
I am sure that child’s chicken costume caused no end of confusion.
THEY CAN TAKE OUR LAND! BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR….CHICKEN?
I don’t care what anyone says, she looks DELICIOUS !
Cute baby, loser LUCKY bastard sperm donor…..
She so wants to be the new Tori Spelling.
Hurry up and take the fuckin picture.
I can’t breathe in this outfit.
Unhook the corset and the Spanx underneath it and then we can talk about what she really looks like. Since this was a photo she sent our too and not one taken by a third party, I am going to assume that a liberal amount of Photoshop may have been applied to this.
Lets hope he’s not a chicken fucker.
Cyrus family inbreeding leads to chicken babies?
Courtney Stodden the Fatter.
Somebody needs spanked here, but not sure who
What a fucking beauty! Jessica looks good, too.
But surely I jest. I’d have Jessica Simpson for breakfast and a late-night snack, 365 days a year!
Taylor Swift, with Guy Pearce as Billy Ray.
Who is the hot-lookin dude with her?
I must say, I’ve never really been a fan of Simpson, but aside from the makeup (which just looks odd to me in this picture), she’s looking pretty damned good. Part of it is the corset, but her arms, neck, and thighs look good too, so it’s not just that.
Why is Tori Spelling’s husband in this picture?
Is this chicken what I have? Or is it fish?
Oh! Is this one of those pictogram type things? Like you say what each picture is and altogether they make a phrase? I love these!
Scottish Rooster Hag?
Harpy Tartan Cluck?
Plaid Chicken Barmaid?
Messy Blowjob Hen!
Fuck I give up. Just tell me what it is.
That baby has the most darling face….
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Jessica Simpson's Halloween family photo. (October 31, 2012)