This guy was a loser in the 90s, let alone now
Quit clowning around Manson!
I. Told. You. To. Suck. It.
“I’m trying to! Just ditch the photographer!” said Tom Cruise
This man has fucked Dita Von Teese, Rose McGowan and Evan Rachel Wood all in their prime. How can I talk shit about him?
You know, I was going to write the same thing. But then I remembered, some women are fucking morons, and this guy looks silly as shit. Still like a couple of his albums though.
20 bucks says he gets Michael Jackson’s daughter too…
Don, look, there are several self-evident truths about women that you and I both know that we dare not mention here.
Boy those Jonas Brothers move on quickly!
He’s just like you and me, except he listens to Cradle of Filth. But understand that it’s not literally a cradle of filth, that would just be horrible.
It’s really quite beautiful.
So he shades his neck to hide his chin now. Damn I feel old.
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