superficial

  1. “I’m thinking of you as a young white boy, oh hmm, umm-hmm!”

  2. I’m gonna need to reevaluate my stance on reincarnation because no one can convince me that’s not black Liberace…

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Can’t a man have a sparkly suit and gray patent leather shoes and not be called gay?

      Now that I think about it, no.

  3. Neither of them could play off that, despite her best efforts, she just doesn’t have Beiber’s body.

  4. Westcoastdude

    Is that Beiber in his pants? Or is he all set for the arcade?

  5. Hospital nurses wear those shoes – they’re bodily-fluid-proof.

  6. cc

    Jessica ‘No amount of elegance can keep me from cutting a big one’

  7. The keyboard player wishes he had a protective screen like the drummer.

  8. rican

    I like his Crocs.

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